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Just got into it with the gas station attendant! On my way to the RG, stopped to get gas and the chump had a Laker shirt on! He saw my Blazer hat and started talking shit! This is getting crazy! I said, fill it up bitch! He was crackin' up! Hope he didn't put diesel in it! GO BLAZERS!
 
You should've snatched it off of his head and wiped your ass with it... then said, "There, now you have NO excuse to wear that piece of shit... LITERALLY!"
 
Just got into it with the gas station attendant! On my way to the RG, stopped to get gas and the chump had a Laker shirt on! He saw my Blazer hat and started talking shit! This is getting crazy! I said, fill it up bitch! He was crackin' up! Hope he didn't put diesel in it! GO BLAZERS!

When, oh, when will Oregon ever get smart and begin letting folks pump their own gas.............HCP's exclamation notwithstanding.;)
 
When, oh, when will Oregon ever get smart and begin letting folks pump their own gas.............HCP's exclamation notwithstanding.;)

Don't be such a cold-hearted ***. If this happens - Lakers fans will have no legal means of employment.
 
You kinda expect that in a city with so many L.A. transplants!

I wonder if that douchebag that was talking crap to Rice will show up? He left the last game awfully early!
 
What gas station is it? I'll go give him shit!(not literally)
 
Here is an idea!

Get $10 worth of gas...

and pay it all in loose change.
 
When, oh, when will Oregon ever get smart and begin letting folks pump their own gas.............HCP's exclamation notwithstanding.;)

I used to think that way. Now I like the fact I'm not allowed to pump my own gas. It's a law that doesn't make much sense to me, but I've grown to like it.

Off to get a manicure . . . :D
 
When, oh, when will Oregon ever get smart and begin letting folks pump their own gas.............HCP's exclamation notwithstanding.;)

No kidding. I actually do pump my own gas a lot if there is a lot of people and they don't look like they'll get to me for a bit. Then if they ask I just tell them, "Oh, yeah, still trying to get used to Oregon," even though I've lived here my whole life. Only had one guy get kinda mad at me, most don't notice or just say, "Oh, ok."
 
When, oh, when will Oregon ever get smart and begin letting folks pump their own gas.............HCP's exclamation notwithstanding.;)

And you're moving back here!?????:crazy:

Better leave that crazy talk at the border if you plan on staying long.

When will the rest of the states get a clue, do the math, and realize they get less service (none) and pay more than Alaska and Oregon. Idaho is the only state in the NW with lower prices and it's 'cause they tax it less.

Personally, why anyone wants to pump their own gas, or anyone else's, is beyond me.

A stink that stays on your hands and clothes all day, toxic fumes that dry up your brain (ever had a long talk with a career gas-pumper), time-consuming 'cause pros do it better, and an extra burden on my vehicle's door hinges from over-usage.

And ABM, don't be bringing any of that sales tax nonsense here either. :tsktsk:
 
Your hands don't smell at all and its so much faster than having to wait for skippy to get to your car.
 
Your hands don't smell at all and its so much faster than having to wait for skippy to get to your car.

It's also Oregon . . . not having to get out of your car and get wet or shivering by the pump while you fill your car is a big bonus.

I would be upset if gas was a whole lot more expensive . . . but as pointed out, it is cheaper than the states to the north and south and gives employment to those who can't find anything else. Oregonian way of creating jobs.
 
Looking more and more like Vancouver. Self-service Vancouver, that is. :D

Even if you live in the couv . . . shop and get gas in Oregon . . . it's cheaper . . and I don't know if you have heard, but they will pump your gas for you in Oregon. :D
 
Even if you live in the couv . . . shop and get gas in Oregon...it's cheaper.

No kidding? How'd they pull that off? Or, do all those potholes I remember somehow contribute to that fact? ;)
 
Speaking of "bitch," where is DaRizz' at, anyways? :devilwink: :cheers:

It's like he's been in hiding since the California Curb-Stomping that the Fake Show copped up here in March...
 
No kidding? How'd they pull that off? Or, do all those potholes I remember somehow contribute to that fact? ;)

No sales tax, and our DMV fees are waaaaaay lower also.
 
It's also Oregon . . . not having to get out of your car and get wet or shivering by the pump while you fill your car is a big bonus.

I would be upset if gas was a whole lot more expensive . . . but as pointed out, it is cheaper than the states to the north and south and gives employment to those who can't find anything else. Oregonian way of creating jobs.

Uhh, there are several gas stations you have to pay inside in the mini-mart, don't you?

I guess people in Oregon aren't in as much of a rush as here though....but I hate waiting when there's one attendant and you have to wait just for him/her to get to you. then you have to wait after its done too. such crap.
 
pumping your own gas is not for us elitist Oregonians or Socialist oregonians. The thought of the "stars" pumping their own gas laughable lol OH NO!! I Versace mega expensive silk suit ruined by gasoline!
 
Uhh, there are several gas stations you have to pay inside in the mini-mart, don't you?

I guess people in Oregon aren't in as much of a rush as here though....but I hate waiting when there's one attendant and you have to wait just for him/her to get to you. then you have to wait after its done too. such crap.

I don't notice it taking a long time to fill up the tank . . . maybe I'm just not in a hurry so I'm not really noticing it. Personally, I don't get out of the car when I go to a gas station . . . they just swipe the card and fill it up.

I have no problem pumping my own gas, but if someone is going to do it for me . . . I'll just sit in my car and crank up the ipod. :D
 
I just ran into a rrather portly man at 7-11, who was trying to buy a snickers bar and a soda with an Oregon Trail card whilst wearing a Lakers jersey. His card failed, as he apprently had no money left on it. At that point I said to him, "It's because you are a Laker fan".

awesome
 
Ya, what is stupid is you have to go inside to pay at many locations. Might as well pump it yourself then especially if you can just swipe a card at the pump.
 
Ya, what is stupid is you have to go inside to pay at many locations. Might as well pump it yourself then especially if you can just swipe a card at the pump.

If I see or hear "pay inside" I drive away.

barfo
 

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