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I believe Rudy will be playing well for another team by the trade deadline. From our rookies Babbit, Johnson and Williams, I think Williams will earn the most rotation minutes while no one will be seen as a wasted pick. I think Joel Przybilla will be playing basketball again by December. Roy will average 20.546 points, 4.8 assists and 4.5 rebounds. The Blazers who will be All-Stars will be Roy. Batum will average 32 minutes and 14 points with a 3pt % of 39. Bayless will play mostly PG position and average 17 minutes and 8 points and 3 assists. Wes Matthews will average 24 minutes and his signing will be considered decent. The main backup SF will be Matthews. Oden will play in 70 games this season and will average 29 min, 15 pts, 10 reb 2.8 blks. Camby will play in 60 games this season and will average 30 min, 7 pts, 11 reb 1.8 blks. Andre and Roy will look good and Andre and Oden will look great. Aldridge will average 2.7 offensive rebounds and 5.8 defensive rebounds as well as 19 ppg. Andre will average 30 min, 13.5 pts and 6.5 ast with a 3pt% of 23. The worst Free throw shooter to shoot at least 25 free throws will be Joel. The best free throw shooter will be Batum. The best 3pt shooter will be Batum. Cunningham will play mostly SF position this season and will be thought of as okay. Pendergraph will play mostly PF position this season and will be thought of mostly as a garbage time player. The biggest fan favorite will be Oden and the biggest scapegoat will be Aldridge, I guess. My favorite will be Oden and I will cringe whenever Mills, if he plays takes the floor. Nate McMillan will once again be a good coach this season. As last year injuries defined the season, this year a championship:chestbump: will define the season. The biggest off-the-court news story will involve Canzano, a goat, and a photo.

The NW division order will be Portland, Denver, Oklahoma City, Utah and in last place Minnesota. The Blazers will finish 3rd in the Western Conference. The Blazers regular season record will be 55-27. In the Playoffs, the Blazers will win. The team that was not in the Playoffs last season that will be this year is Houston. The Rookie of the year will be Blake G. and the most improved player will be not from Portland. The "journalist" that will bug me the most will be Canzano.

My boldest prediction for this upcoming season is the Blazers win the Championship. I would also like to say cookies taste good.
 
On a more serious note. I think Oden will average 28 minutes per game, 12 points, 8.8 rebounds and 2.4 blocks and ... wait for it ... he'll appear in 71 regular season games.
 
On a more serious note. I think Oden will average 28 minutes per game, 12 points, 8.8 rebounds and 2.4 blocks and ... wait for it ... he'll appear in 71 regular season games.

So with a healthier and more in-shape body (i assume you think this based on 71 games) you don't think that Oden will improve his scoring, rebounds or blocks on a per minute basis?
 
So with a healthier and more in-shape body (i assume you think this based on 71 games) you don't think that Oden will improve his scoring, rebounds or blocks on a per minute basis?

Another lost year of development spent working on rehabbing a bum extremity instead of working on his game .... yeah, I'm not sure I'd count on a marked improvement on his per minute scoring and rebounding averages (which were really good last year). I wasn't using any kind of formula to calculate those numbers, just a rough approximation. so looking at his per36 numbers from last year it wouldn't unthinkable to see him post 13/10/2.6
 

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