First they get LaMarcus...

[BlazerCaravan]

Now they get Google Fiber instead of Portland!

http://www.engadget.com/2015/08/05/san-antonio-is-getting-google-fiber/

 

[BlazerWookee]

I prefer Metamucil.

 

[Haakzilla]

...Portland is still on the short list (at least)

 

[ripcityboy]

Those bastards!

 

[barfo]

...Portland is still on the short list (at least)

And always will be.

barfo

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Goddamit! Now I'm mad!

 

[Rhal]

Those SoBs. I Could stand them getting LMA but this means WAR!

 

[Voodoo]

...Portland is still on the short list (at least)

I think you mean short bus.