FML

[Fez Hammersticks]

I was cruising along on my longboard and there were five really pretty girls hanging out by this cafe, I ran over a big rock and literally biffed it right in front of all five of them.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

That's what you get for biffing.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

You should be balls deep in at least 3 of them by now.

 

[Eastoff]

i had a date with a chick tonight that lasted almost exactly 1 hour. "well i should get going, got to get up early tomorrow"

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

i had a date with a chick tonight that lasted almost exactly 1 hour. "well i should get going, got to get up early tomorrow"

Bad sign.

Are you going to post the sex video here?

 

[barfo]

i had a date with a chick tonight that lasted almost exactly 1 hour. "well i should get going, got to get up early tomorrow"

And you responded "Hey babe, I'll wake you up early. I'll be up in the morning, if you know what I mean."

barfo

 

[Minstrel]

And you responded "Hey babe, I'll wake you up early. I'll be up in the morning, if you know what I mean."

Dude, he got blown off...offering to call her up early the next day to make sure she makes her appointment would reek of desperation.

 

[Natebishop3]

Dude, he got blown off...offering to call her up early the next day to make sure she makes her appointment would reek of desperation.

That's what call-services are for...

 

[Eastoff]

That's what call-services are for...

I tried my usual but she said her husband is in town! Besides I have to clear it with BeerBoy first.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I tried my usual but she said her husband is in town! Besides I have to clear it with BeerBoy first.

Repped...

 

[Eastoff]

Good news, I had a date with a different chick today, and that went quite well. She even picked up the bill! holla!