For You Old Farts

[BLAZER PROPHET]

So in other words she told you that there is no way in hell she was going to that concert.

She doesn't like getting spit on by semi toothless over the hill entertainers. Which begs the question why is she with ABM?

 

[ABM]

She doesn't like getting spit on by semi toothless over the hill entertainers. Which begs the question why is she with ABM?

You're just jealous......but, then again, you always have been. Remember, I've actually seen you.

 

[ABM]

Yep. Helping the step sons look for jobs.

But, at least I'm not the one looking for 50-year old back seat débutantes.

BTW, I never did open that CL dating ad you sent me. Please stop with that.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

BTW, I never did open that CL dating ad you sent me. Please stop with that.

Liar.

Yes you did.

You know you did.

You know you wanted her.

I want to see the video this time.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

You're just jealous......but, then again, you always have been. Remember, I've actually seen you.

Of course I'm jealous!!!

I'm the poor slob faithful husband who sometimes wishes I didn't have integrity, occasionally living vicariously through your escapades. You stud puppy, you!

 

[ABM]

These are 2nd Row, Center Section seats. $85 face each. I'll let them go for $50 each.

While never having been there, I've heard that Maryhill is an outstanding venue for concerts and overall beauty.

PM me if interested.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

These are 2nd Row, Center Section seats. $85 face each. I'll let them go for $50 each.

While never having been there, I've heard that Maryhill is an outstanding venue for concerts and overall beauty.

PM me if interested.

Can we PM you if we're not interested?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Can we PM you if we're not interested?

Stop that! He already promised to give them to me if no one buys them.

 

[ABM]

Can we PM you if we're not interested?

I'll consider it.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Stop that! He already promised to give them to me if no one buys them.

You can take HCP's wife.

 

[ABM]

You can take HCP's wife.

She was already offered to me for the tickets.

 

[ABM]

Cool, sold them. Which is fortunate considering the forest fires they're dealing with over there.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

So in other words she told you that there is no way in hell she was going to that concert.

You're getting warm....

 

[ABM]

You're getting warm....

You guys get a room!! Ew?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

You guys get a room!! Ew?

You have a sick, perverted mind.

I guess that's why you post here.