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Game Six Forensic Fan (@ LAC, 11/8/14)
From the Top: Flipping the script on most of the season so far, the Blazers got out to a hot start, taking a 62-53 lead into halftime. Their hot third-quarter streak halted in Staples Center though, and Dame’s foray into Lillard Time for the last 3 minutes came up a bit short. Clippers 106, Blazers 102.
What to say about how good the officiating was?
Shut up, K*be, no one asked you.
Yeah, that’s more like it.
Player of the game: Kind of has to be JJ Redick on this one. Don’t gloat—you didn’t have that pre-game, either. 10ppg on 29% shooting through the first 5 games didn’t scream “I’m about to go OFF!”, but I guess maybe it should have. 11-13 for 30 points, and the only starter on LAC who had a positive +/-. Plus, he was about the only Clipper who didn’t flop or try to get away with a cheap one at least twice.
Monster Games ™: LaMarcus offset a poor shooting night to earn a double-double (21/10reb), Nic had another run at a triple-double with 10pt/8reb/8ast, but Dame’s 25/8/7 was the beastiest of the Monster Games.
Points Per Shot: LaMarcus’ 22 points on 21 shots was barely over a 1.0, Dame’s 25 points on 14 shots was good for another stellar 1.78, Kaptain Kaman had 8 on 5 shots for a legit 1.6, but today’s goes to a guy who put up 19 on just 10 shots (1.90). Sideshow Rob, come on down!
Coin Ratio: The Blazers’ hot start was predicated on great ball movement, and even with the stagnation of the second half maintained a good 25-assist-on-36-makes ratio. Nic busted a Buck again with 8 assists on 6 shots. Dame’s 8 dimes in 14 shots (57 cents) was well above-average for his style of play, while Blake’s bankruptcy (0 assists on 4 missed shots) was mentionable only for being so unmentionable
Rebounding/Defense:
The Blazers once again held their own on the boards, outrebounding LAC 43-37. LMA’s aforementioned 10 led the way, but DeAndre Jordan had 6 offensive rebounds and, for his final of 14, this crushing, uh, totally legal tap-out to seal the win.

Bench:
You knew it was too good to last, but regression is supposed to be to the mean, not past it. A game after their sweet 42-point effort, they went 5-17, for 13 points and 10 rebounds. Amazingly enough, it gets worse. Take out Kaman’s 4-5, and the bench went 1-12 with 5 points and 3 rebounds in 45 minutes.
But it can’t get worse, right? I mean, unless you subscribe to the theory that the freshest legs on the team for tonight’s back-to-back are Crabbe, Leonard and Claver! Get some, guys!
Final Thoughts: It’s a bit difficult to present a Forensic Fan after a game like this without crossing the line in multiple different areas. But hopefully there's a quick turnaround bounceback--yeah, we'll see tonight.
Well, it’s about that time. Sad Blazers’ Bench photo. Today’s not worth a really retro one. Because while it was a bit of a throw-the-remote game, I think every fan watching knew in the middle of the third it was going to be a tough one.
But we get another chance tonight v. Denver. Represent Rip City, Blazers Fans! And see you next time.
From the Top: Flipping the script on most of the season so far, the Blazers got out to a hot start, taking a 62-53 lead into halftime. Their hot third-quarter streak halted in Staples Center though, and Dame’s foray into Lillard Time for the last 3 minutes came up a bit short. Clippers 106, Blazers 102.
What to say about how good the officiating was?
Shut up, K*be, no one asked you.
Yeah, that’s more like it.
Player of the game: Kind of has to be JJ Redick on this one. Don’t gloat—you didn’t have that pre-game, either. 10ppg on 29% shooting through the first 5 games didn’t scream “I’m about to go OFF!”, but I guess maybe it should have. 11-13 for 30 points, and the only starter on LAC who had a positive +/-. Plus, he was about the only Clipper who didn’t flop or try to get away with a cheap one at least twice.
Monster Games ™: LaMarcus offset a poor shooting night to earn a double-double (21/10reb), Nic had another run at a triple-double with 10pt/8reb/8ast, but Dame’s 25/8/7 was the beastiest of the Monster Games.
Points Per Shot: LaMarcus’ 22 points on 21 shots was barely over a 1.0, Dame’s 25 points on 14 shots was good for another stellar 1.78, Kaptain Kaman had 8 on 5 shots for a legit 1.6, but today’s goes to a guy who put up 19 on just 10 shots (1.90). Sideshow Rob, come on down!
Coin Ratio: The Blazers’ hot start was predicated on great ball movement, and even with the stagnation of the second half maintained a good 25-assist-on-36-makes ratio. Nic busted a Buck again with 8 assists on 6 shots. Dame’s 8 dimes in 14 shots (57 cents) was well above-average for his style of play, while Blake’s bankruptcy (0 assists on 4 missed shots) was mentionable only for being so unmentionable
Rebounding/Defense:
The Blazers once again held their own on the boards, outrebounding LAC 43-37. LMA’s aforementioned 10 led the way, but DeAndre Jordan had 6 offensive rebounds and, for his final of 14, this crushing, uh, totally legal tap-out to seal the win.

Bench:
You knew it was too good to last, but regression is supposed to be to the mean, not past it. A game after their sweet 42-point effort, they went 5-17, for 13 points and 10 rebounds. Amazingly enough, it gets worse. Take out Kaman’s 4-5, and the bench went 1-12 with 5 points and 3 rebounds in 45 minutes.
But it can’t get worse, right? I mean, unless you subscribe to the theory that the freshest legs on the team for tonight’s back-to-back are Crabbe, Leonard and Claver! Get some, guys!
Final Thoughts: It’s a bit difficult to present a Forensic Fan after a game like this without crossing the line in multiple different areas. But hopefully there's a quick turnaround bounceback--yeah, we'll see tonight.
Well, it’s about that time. Sad Blazers’ Bench photo. Today’s not worth a really retro one. Because while it was a bit of a throw-the-remote game, I think every fan watching knew in the middle of the third it was going to be a tough one.
But we get another chance tonight v. Denver. Represent Rip City, Blazers Fans! And see you next time.
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The vast majority of his assists are the 'swing the ball around the perimeter and Blake happens to be the last guy to touch the ball before the last player shoots' variety. If he is not hitting his wide-open shots, teams have no respect for anything else he does and the Clippers took advantage of that.