Forensics conclude Obama Birth Cert is fake.

[blue32]

Odd that real news sources haven't picked up this story yet.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...proves-obama-birth-certificate-fake/95500958/
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/sheriff-joe-arpaio-dives-obama-birth-certificate-44218065

USAToday and ABCNews I guess is what some leftish would call "real news". Although, when they both leave out the professional opinions of the forensics teams off their article it shows bias to not report the full story. Other publications picking up the story do talk about the independent forensics teams. Weird...

I didn't put any credence into these claims until the forensics people concluded it was fake. Guess we'll see where it goes, if it does.

 

[Natebishop3]

At this point who cares... he's on his way out.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

At this point who cares... he's on his way out.

There is still time for the martial law conspiracy to be proven true..haha.

 

[barfo]

There is still time for the martial law conspiracy to be proven true..haha.

Also we need to get to the bottom of why he did 9/11. And why, as a 2 year old, he shot JFK. Luckily Sheriff Joe has more time on his hands now after not being reelected, so he should be able to knock those investigations out a little faster.

barfo

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I don't care if Obama was or was not an American Born Socialist. He was a total failure. He will go down as one of the worst presidents to ever hold office in American History.

Nice try, but irrefutable evidence says that George W. Bush is unlikely to ever yield that position......though the next 4 years has an extremely excellent chance of proving me wrong......but thanks for playing!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Also we need to get to the bottom of why he did 9/11. And why, as a 2 year old, he shot JFK. Luckily Sheriff Joe has more time on his hands now after not being reelected, so he should be able to knock those investigations out a little faster.

barfo

He's still hunting Mexicans...super busy.

 

[Road Ratt]

USAToday and ABCNews I guess is what some leftish would call "real news". Although, when they both leave out the professional opinions of the forensics teams off their article it shows bias to not report the full story. Other publications picking up the story do talk about the independent forensics teams. Weird...

I didn't put any credence into these claims until the forensics people concluded it was fake. Guess we'll see where it goes, if it does.

All corporate media news sources, left or right, are establishment propaganda outlets. Their forensics experts are either hired by them directly or already agree with their viewpoint, therefore their opinion should be held as suspect as the news outlet is.

 

[Sedatedfork]

What about the moon landing?

Who killed JFK?

What really happened at Roswell?

What happened at Area 51?

Is the world really flat?

Chemtrails!

I can't wait for Sheriff Joe's next episode! So entertaining.

 

[Denny Crane]

What about the moon landing?

Who killed JFK?

What really happened at Roswell?

What happened at Area 51?

Is the world really flat?

Chemtrails!

I can't wait for Sheriff Joe's next episode! So entertaining.

jlprk believes all that stuff.

 

[HailBlazers]

 

[Chris Craig]

Come on, even Trump has given that up. Obama is out in a month, this is fucking ridiculous.

 

[MARIS61]

All corporate media news sources, left or right, are establishment propaganda outlets. Their forensics experts are either hired by them directly or already agree with their viewpoint, therefore their opinion should be held as suspect as the news outlet is.

No forensics lab could survive if bias is suspected, so no.

 

[Chris Craig]

What about the moon landing?

Who killed JFK?

What really happened at Roswell?

What happened at Area 51?

Is the world really flat?

Chemtrails!

I can't wait for Sheriff Joe's next episode! So entertaining.

Moon landing was real and no there were not flying saucers lined up on the shelf

JFK was assasinated as a result of a conspiracy, probably involving the CIA. There were at least two shooters that day. Lee Harvey Oswald was killed to cover up said conspiracy.

At Roswell, a prototype jet, built by the government, crashed, and was quickly covered up.

Area 51 also known as Dreamland is a government base where scientists are using unlimited funding to advance technology and devise new weapons and stealth planes, etc.

No, the world is not really flat

Chemtrails are simply trails of condensation left by the hot air ejected by plane engines meeting with the cold air in the atmosphere. Nothing to be afraid of.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Moon landing was real and no there were not flying saucers lined up on the shelf

JFK was assasinated as a result of a conspiracy, probably involving the CIA. There were at least two shooters that day. Lee Harvey Oswald was killed to cover up said conspiracy.

At Roswell, a prototype jet, built by the government, crashed, and was quickly covered up.

Area 51 also known as Dreamland is a government base where scientists are using unlimited funding to advance technology and devise new weapons and stealth planes, etc.

No, the world is not really flat

Chemtrails are simply trails of condensation left by the hot air ejected by plane engines meeting with the cold air in the atmosphere. Nothing yo be afraid of.

You didn't properly use the spoiler alert. Now, I am not going to watch those episodes.

 

[blue32]

All corporate media news sources, left or right, are establishment propaganda outlets. Their forensics experts are either hired by them directly or already agree with their viewpoint, therefore their opinion should be held as suspect as the news outlet is.

You think forlabs from Italy has an agenda? Interesting.

No forensics lab could survive if bias is suspected, so no.

I thought the same thing.

 

[magnifier661]

Moon landing was real and no there were not flying saucers lined up on the shelf

JFK was assasinated as a result of a conspiracy, probably involving the CIA. There were at least two shooters that day. Lee Harvey Oswald was killed to cover up said conspiracy.

At Roswell, a prototype jet, built by the government, crashed, and was quickly covered up.

Area 51 also known as Dreamland is a government base where scientists are using unlimited funding to advance technology and devise new weapons and stealth planes, etc.

No, the world is not really flat

Chemtrails are simply trails of condensation left by the hot air ejected by plane engines meeting with the cold air in the atmosphere. Nothing to be afraid of.

I didn't know about the chem trails thingy. Question... in the Antelope Valley, where I live, I've seen those trails from launch. I wonder if those were different.

 

[Chris Craig]

I didn't know about the chem trails thingy. Question... in the Antelope Valley, where I live, I've seen those trails from launch. I wonder if those were different.

You mean takeoff? Or are talking about a rocket? In an airplane even as it takes off water vapor escapes from its exhaust and condensates to form a cloud trail or contrail

 

[magnifier661]

You mean takeoff? Or are talking about a rocket? In an airplane even as it takes off water vapor escapes from its exhaust and condensates to form a cloud trail or contrail

Cool. Just wanted to make sure I knew what to tell the crazy wackos in my neck of the woods. I knew they would respond with that question.

 

[magnifier661]

And for laughs. Check this shit out! I still can't believe people seriously think the world is flat! Hahaha

 

[riverman]

And for laughs. Check this shit out! I still can't believe people seriously think the world is flat! Hahaha

so the claim is, we all have not learned to adjust our lenses or tune up our eyes at birth, so everything looks rounded? just a guess....

 

[magnifier661]

so the claim is, we all have not learned to adjust our lenses or tune up our eyes at birth, so everything looks rounded? just a guess....

Whatever their guess, they are fucking idiots! Hahaha

 

[Chris Craig]

Cool. Just wanted to make sure I knew what to tell the crazy wackos in my neck of the woods. I knew they would respond with that question.

Yeah, usually you will see a trail when the plane gets to a higher altitude, but if conditions are right, you can see it after takeoff

 

[e_blazer]

Yeah, usually you will see a trail when the plane gets to a higher altitude, but if conditions are right, you can see it after takeoff

I think you mean contrails, not chemtrails.

 

[barfo]

I think you mean contrails, not chemtrails.

We are talking about Sheriff Joe here, so I think it would be slug trails.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, "What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink." So he mixes the martini. He then walks back over to the give it to the gorilla, and the animal is holding out a twenty-dollar bill. Well, now the bartender is just at a loss for words. He can't believe that a gorilla walked into his bar, ordered a martini, and then actually had a twenty-dollar bill to pay for it.

So, in amazement, he takes the twenty and walks to the cash register to make the change. While he's standing in front of the cash register he stops for a second and thinks to himself, "Let me try something here and see if the gorilla notices anything."

So he walks back over to the gorilla and hands him a dollar change. The gorilla doesn't say anything, he just sits there sipping the martini. After a few minutes the bartender just can't take it anymore.

"You know," he says to the gorilla, "we don't get too many gorillas in here."

And the gorilla says, "At nineteen dollars a drink I'm not surprised."

 

[Chris Craig]

I think you mean contrails, not chemtrails.

Yeah

 

[Chris Craig]

A man walks into a bar and orders ten shots of whiskey and tells the bartender to line them up in a row. He then takes the shots one after the next in quick succession. Bam! Bam! Bam!...until they are all empty.

The bartender is astonished and says to the man, "You drank the hell out of those!" The man looks up at the bartender and says, "You would've drank 'em fast too if you had what I have!"
The bartender asks, What's that?"
The man says, "Fifty cents."

 

[crandc]

What about the moon landing?

Who killed JFK?

What really happened at Roswell?

What happened at Area 51?

Is the world really flat?

Chemtrails!

I can't wait for Sheriff Joe's next episode! So entertaining.

And don't forget juice boxes and soy milk make you gay!

 

[Natebishop3]

What about the moon landing?

Who killed JFK?

What really happened at Roswell?

What happened at Area 51?

Is the world really flat?

Chemtrails!

I can't wait for Sheriff Joe's next episode! So entertaining.

Duh!

 

[magnifier661]

And don't forget juice boxes and soy milk make you gay!

Totally! That's why I send my kids to school with a can of Coors Light