Former Blazer dancer Lindsey arrested

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Oh......identity theft. My guess was an excessive lap dance for Mags et al.
 
Oops! Wonder what the details are and how she got caught. I think she's the one that went to HS with my cousin out at Clackamas.
 
SHE SHOULD HAVE PRETENDED SHE WAS BLAZER DANCER CRISSY SINCE SHES SO GOOD AT STEALING IDENTITIES (THEN AGAIN MAYBE SHE ISN'T);
 
They should arrest the majority of the current dancer squad for not being hot enough.
 
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SHE SHOULD HAVE PRETENDED SHE WAS BLAZER DANCER CRISSY SINCE SHES SO GOOD AT STEALING IDENTITIES (THEN AGAIN MAYBE SHE ISN'T);

Maybe it is Crissy, and she's just that good at stealing identities!
 
not that I ever watched it, but didn't they have some kind of competition on CSNNW a couple of years ago to select the best? THESE are the best in Portland?
 
The vast majority of our dancers are average looking IMO. And average isnt good enough for pro sports dancers/cheerleaders!
Remember that for there to be good looking ladies on the dance team there first must be good looking ladies trying out. I think most good looking ladies in Portland have zero interest in doing such - this isn't LA or Houston where air-headed hotties reign supreme.
 
Remember that for there to be good looking ladies on the dance team there first must be good looking ladies trying out. I think most good looking ladies in Portland have zero interest in doing such - this isn't LA or Houston where air-headed hotties reign supreme.

This is true.

But we've had far more attractive Blazer dancers in the past. Something must be done and soon!
 
My favorite current dancer is Liesel. I would do some naaaaaaaasty things to that ass.
 
I like how one of the categories for that posting was "Boat Ho"

btw as I said in another thread somewhere, the one who was in the calender in the hot tub? Melissa I think.

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as for the current group, some women don't picture well and some women really shouldn't tart themselves up with the makeup.
 
Remember that for there to be good looking ladies on the dance team there first must be good looking ladies trying out. I think most good looking ladies in Portland have zero interest in doing such - this isn't LA or Houston where air-headed hotties reign supreme.

Let's be honest, if you are a really good looking girl who can dance in the pdx area, there are a number of adult establishments you can work at and make quite a bit more money then dancing for the Blazers. That said, good Lord those are some unattractive dancers. I couldn't believe it when I was back for the Denver game.
 

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