Hi, Dan Killingwind here with an exciting new opportunity.
Is your body a coin collector? Do you ever wake up with grass in your teeth?
Has this ever happened to you? You wake up and forget which way you’re facing and the moon isn’t there.
You walk out into the living room and someone who looks like you is sitting in the dark watching home movies with the sound off?
Well then boy do I ever have a deal for you! It’s called Eighty-One Screaming Lillies With Abandoned Shopping Carts.
Based on the absolute cutting edge in science and Sir Francis Bacon’s Three Studies for a Crucifixion, we bring this life-saving program to you in your very own home where you sometimes can’t breathe!
How does it work? We’ll leave that to you to find out. Just remember, and say it with me, audience: “Walk until grief takes you!”
CALL NOW.
