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Well good ole John (sly poker dog) just took my fiancé Joanna to her first strip club at club rouge. Low and behold she got this girl to dance and make out with her. She was licking on her nipple. John and I almost fainted.
 
magnifier661 said:
Well good ole John (sly poker dog) just took my fiancé Joanna to her first strip club at club rouge. Low and behold she got this girl to dance and make out with her. She was licking on her nipple. John and I almost fainted.
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Damn Mags, that was a really fun and crazy night.

I wanted to show Mags and his fiance a "Portland" good time. This is what we did:

Dinner at Jake's

Talked to a homeless guy who told us that he knows people from California who pay over a $1000 a month for rent.

Went to Mary's Club.

Talked to the same homeless guy and told him no we didn't want to buy any weed from him. But he did tell us that downtown Portland 6 strip clubs and that we should go to Club Rouge. Gave him $2 for this information.

Went to Club Rouge, saw about 4 hot strippers, 3 ok stippers and 3 or 4 strippers that could be classified as pretty much heroin zombies because they just kind of stood there and wobbled.

See Mags post above. ( that is no BS and was really hot)

At that point Mags started buying lap dances, bought one for his gf from the hot blonde chick who she had kissed her nipple and bought me one from Rumor, a hot black chick who moved amazingly.

I proposed marriage to Rumor.

Then we went to Dantes for Karaoke From Hell! http://www.karaokefromhell.com/index.html Which for the non hipster amongst you is a live 8 piece rock band that plays the songs instead of a karaoke machine. This is the band's 19th year doing this and they're a Portland institution.

At this point Mags goes into full Rock God mode. He does Oasis' Wonderwall with the band and fucking nailed it! He can seriously sing. Very impressive! Then he was the first up right after the intermission and opened the band's second set with The Cure's Just Like Heaven. Again, Mags tore it up! Even had the band's MC dancing and rocking out next to him. I'm not kidding when I say that Mags can sing. Afterwards some guy came up to him, told him he was amazing and said he remembered seeing him when he sang in Vegas. (Mags has never sang in Vegas)

Then it was right around the corner to VooDoo Donuts! Bacon maple bars for everyone!

At that point we walked back to the Nines, they went up to their room and I went back to Club Rouge and asked Rumor to marry me again. (Just kidding, I went home.)
 
magnifier661 said:
Well good ole John (sly poker dog) just took my fiancé Joanna to her first strip club at club rouge. Low and behold she got this girl to dance and make out with her. She was licking on her nipple. John and I almost fainted.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
 
Mags, it'll be good to see you this Friday. :pimp:
 
sounds like a blast guys! sounds like one of my nights actually haha, good for you, its imperative to trick yourself into feeling alive occasionally :devil:
 
3RA1N1AC said:
sounds like a blast guys! sounds like one of my nights actually haha, good for you, its imperative to trick yourself into feeling alive occasionally :devil:
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It was one of those nights where I was Willy Wonka and the city was my chocolate factory!
 
Hey Mags, did you put up the videos of you singing on youtube yet?
 
I'll be at Buffalo Wild Wings a little after 6pm
 
MAGS, are you here in LA. I've got a suite for tonight here at Staples. 20 people if you want it! Let me know ASAP!
 
I'll show up around 530! Black long sleeve blazer shirt with a olive green hat. Is ABM going to be here? Him and Sly and probably Mags are the only faces I'd recognize.
 
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