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OK, so a blonde is driving her BMW and it breaks down so she takes it to a mechanic and she asks whats wrong and he says "Just crap in the carborator" and the blonde says "How often do I have to do that"Haha I thought it was funny. :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :beerchug:
 
I suck at getting jokes and this is no exception
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>I suck at getting jokes and this is no exception</div>You seriously didn't get that?
 
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do."Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
 
^Really? She thought he was referring to the car, she thought it was called a Porch, but it's really Porsche (i think that's how you spell it).
 
What did he mean?Oohhhh, there was crap in the carburetor. I get it
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So Blaze, you can name every component of a computer but not simple blond jokes? HaHaLove you man
 
So there's a group of 3 guys and they're all bored. So they decide to go ice fishing. Now they all had 3 blonde girlfriends and their like "We never do anything together nemore take us with u". The boys didnt like the idea but agreed as long as their g/f rode on the back of their pick up truck(that had no top).So there going along on their truck on the middle of the lake when the ice cracks and the pick-up falls in. Luckily the boys managed to live by getting their doors open, but unfortunately the g/f's died. You know y?They couldnt get the back latch open.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JustBlaze @ Mar 20 2006, 06:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>What did he mean?Oohhhh, there was crap in the carburetor. I get it
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</div>no the mechanic told her to crap in the carburator :doh: i think you're the blond haha
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nykfan4life @ Mar 20 2006, 11:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>no the mechanic told her to crap in the carburator :doh: i think you're the blond haha</div>Yes I do get it, the mechanic said there was crap in the carburator, the blonde thought he meant that he wanted her to crap in the carburator. Don't be a condescending asshole.<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheLakeShow @ Mar 20 2006, 11:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>So there's a group of 3 guys and they're all bored. So they decide to go ice fishing. Now they all had 3 blonde girlfriends and their like "We never do anything together nemore take us with u". The boys didnt like the idea but agreed as long as their g/f rode on the back of their pick up truck(that had no top).So there going along on their truck on the middle of the lake when the ice cracks and the pick-up falls in. Luckily the boys managed to live by getting their doors open, but unfortunately the g/f's died. You know y?They couldnt get the back latch open.</div>That one's not bad.
 
yeah, i've heard that one before. I knew where it was going, so it wasn't as funny to me.
 
lol I dont get it. It should come to me but im not getting it.
 
They were trying to open the tailgate to get out of an open bed of a truck.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ming637 @ Mar 19 2006, 09:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do."Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."</div>I've read this 1 b4 and gets me questioning if this type of stuff really happens.
 
I also heard another one and it went something like:A surfer went to the doctor and reported that all of his bones were broken. He pokes his stomach and says "ow", he pokes his arm and says "ow", and he poked his leg and said "ow". After a brief examination, the doctor reached to a conclusion and says "Well I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you didn't break every bone in your body, the bad news is that you broke your finger."
 
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