Game Thread GAME# 1: JAZZ @ BLAZERS - OCTOBER 25, 2016 - TUESDAY, 7:00 (PDT), KGW

[LuckyShot]

This will be Johnsons best game of the year

Until the next time he plays us of course...

 

[Chris Craig]

The Moda Center...where players go to resurrect their career...

The fountain of youth?

 

[Jade Falcon]

The fountain of youth?

Too bad we don't have the Fountain of Skill.

 

[Chris Craig]

Joe fucking 55 year old Johnson.

He's gonna be hurting tomorrow

 

[Sinobas]

Jazz are shooting 55% from the field and 40% from 3, and I don't think they've missed a FT yet. Hard to win a game when you give up those kind of numbers.

 

[santeesioux]

RACIST!

...ahem. Sorry. Everyone else is doing it.

I'm only half a racist.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Blazers have to out score the Jazz to win the game.

- Hurd

 

[Sinobas]

Put Vonleh on Johnson

 

[kingslayer]

This is just comical.

 

[Cippy91]

Can we put somebody bigger than fucking Allen crabbe on joe
Johnson

 

[santeesioux]

Man, fuck Joe Johnson.

 

[craigehlo]

Put Aminu on Johnson.

 

[Sinobas]

Joe Johnson showing you that old school post up ball isn't dead.

 

[MickZagger]

First Devin Booker, now Joe Johnson. Our defense needs to pickup

 

[LuckyShot]

Jesus fucking Christ would you do something to keep the ball out of his hands? He's old and slow as fuck.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

FREE MCDONALD'S SAUSAGE THING!

 

[Rhal]

That man courtside looked as if he walked straight from a 24 day tan.

 

[Sinobas]

Jesus Johnson finally misses

 

[VenomXL]

CJ!

 

[santeesioux]

For real tho, why is Dame still guarding him?

 

[Sinobas]

That man courtside looked as if he walked straight from a 24 day tan.

I thought he looked like he came from the set of Anchorman.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I'm SO GLAD I don't drink. I'd be so fucking plowed right now.

 

[blue32]

Joe won't do this for another 82 games , no worries boys

 

[Tunchi]

Lillard is killing tonight

 

[julius]

Funny how sometimes the refs call the most ticky tack fouls (etc) and then all the sudden swallow the whistle.

 

[craigehlo]

How to defend Johnson: Be taller and don't bite on those YMCA pump fakes. You're welcome Stotts.

 

[KingSpeed]

Warriors will miss Bogut more than people think

 

[julius]

Why is Jabba the Hut interviewing Damian Lillard?

 

[LuckyShot]

Why not go zone if they just want to post Johnson?

 

[Jade Falcon]

Why is Plums on the bench? I know he has 4 fouls, but it's 2 minutes.