Game Thread GAME# 38: CLIPPERS @ BLAZERS - JANURARY 6, 2016 - WEDNESDAY, 7:00 PM (PST), KGW

[Chris Craig]

20 dolla on a lap dance.

No, he already knows how to be a pussy

 

[Red Rooster]

New Clips logo is a cheap ripoff of the Cubs logo.

 

[KingSpeed]

Kobe would cry

Donyell would call to console.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Drop 20 what?

Turnovers, of course.

In all seriousness, I'd like to echo what someone said on the first page: he needs to put someone on their ass and slam a ball or two. Just to met this team know he's not fucking around tonight. I doubt Jordan is going to be the one getting knocked around, but it has to be someone.

 

[Chris Craig]

Donyell would call to console.

Then Kobe could go change his depends

 

[Chris Craig]

So I just played this game on NBA2K16. I should first note that apparently the Clippers traded DeAndre Jordan for Brook Lopez. Anyway, we won 159-134. Here is some of the boxscore:

Meyers Leonard: 47 points 5 rebounds 2 steals 1 block in 21 minutes
Lillard 27 points 13 assists
Vonleh 13 points 9 rebounds
Henderson 11 points
Crabbe 10 points
CJ 9 points 9 assists
Aminu 9/6/4
Pat 9/7
Ed 8/8 and 2 blocks
Cliff 7/6 and 2 blocks
Montero 4 points
Frazier 3/2/6
Plumlee 2 points 12 rebounds 4 assists 1 steal 2 blocks

Pierce led the Clippers with 23 points.

Meyers putting up 47 points....isn't that the first sign of the apocalypse

 

[KingSpeed]

Turnovers, of course.

In all seriousness, I'd like to echo what someone said on the first page: he needs to put someone on their ass and slam a ball or two. Just to met this team know he's not fucking around tonight. I doubt Jordan is going to be the one getting knocked around, but it has to be someone.

He has done this. I've been at two games where we didn't put him in until the end of the game and then moments later he was thrown out.

 

[Chris Craig]

Over or under Dame shoots 43% tonight? I'm going with the under..

He'll shoot exactly 43%

 

[PHXBlazer1]

Let's go Blazers! I've got a really good feeling about tonight. Put some $$ on our boys to win outright

 

[Jade Falcon]

Oh btw: Fuck You, Smoke Free Oregon. Using kids to forward your political bullshit is not going to stop me from smoking a cigar tomorrow at the lounge.

Go Blazers.

 

[Strenuus]

7 oclock game aint starting until 7:15.

 

[Strenuus]

The drinking game that SHOULD NOT happen:

Take a drink every time the clippers complain.

You'd never see the 2nd half of the first quarter.

 

[Strenuus]

CJ going to the role he's meant to be: 6th man.

 

[EGame]

CJ not starting huh? Not sure if that is a longterm plan or not, but if it is... See ya CJ.

 

[KingSpeed]

What the fuck, Stotts? No CJ, dickhead?

 

[DUB]

WTF!? CJ not active due to a clerical error!

We're trying hard to find new ways to tank.

 

[KingSpeed]

CJ going to the role he's meant to be: 6th man.

CJ not starting huh? Not sure if that is a longterm plan or not, but if it is... See ya CJ.

CJ Not Playing At All. Stotts accidentally signed off on a roster that didn't include CJ. Fuck me.

 

[Strenuus]

What the fuck, Stotts? No CJ, dickhead?

6th man. His true role.

 

[Strenuus]

CJ Not Playing At All. Stotts accidentally signed off on a roster that didn't include CJ. Fuck me.

He was out there for warm-ups 10 minutes before game... he's there.

 

[Strenuus]

VONLEH WITH THE SUPERSTAR PLAY!!!

 

[KingSpeed]

Let's go Blazers! I've got a really good feeling about tonight. Put some $$ on our boys to win outright

Blame Stotts if we lose.

 

[Darkwebs]

Vonleh should get an assist and 2 points for that bucket

 

[Sinobas]

Noah Vonleh LOL! Every shot of his is a highlight!!!

 

[DUB]

Von passed it through the hoop.

 

[EGame]

cj does not look happy.

 

[KingSpeed]

He was out there for warm-ups 10 minutes before game... he's there.

You're not listening. He is healthy but he is NOT PLAYING since Stotts signed off on an active roster that didn't include CJ.

 

[Darkwebs]

Vonleh is such a pure scorer that his passes are made baskets.

 

[Strenuus]

Dude, who's that rotund fella reffing the game... damn.

 

[KingSpeed]

6th man. His true role.

Nope. One of the best starting shooting guards in the NBA.

 

[Strenuus]

You're not listening. He is healthy but he is NOT PLAYING since Stotts signed off on an active roster that didn't include CJ.

LOL!!! That's funny. Nice job, Stotts. HAHAHA.