Game 57 Penguins vs. Assclowns

[kreidertime]

I suspect I will be shutting off these losers quickly this afternoon.

 

[Greyvtrayn]

Haha! Two teams that played like straight dogshit coming out of the two-week layoff. Can't wait.

 

[kreidertime]

Dumbass Drury better clear out a lot of cap space and get Chychrun on this roster next year. Washington is a dump. Nobody wants to play there if they have a choice other than Ovechkin. He would have signed there already if he wanted to play there.

 

[Rangers94]

Let’s see how many goals our $11.5M piece of Swiss cheese goalie gives up today.

 

[Rangers94]

If I were on my death bed, watching this team, and especially this game where neither team looks like they give a shit and looks more like peewee hockey than NHL, would have me wishing I could expedite the process lol.

 

[Rangers94]

Igor’s last 6 games heading into today…1-5, .817 save % and never higher than a .885. Got his payday and quit on the team like most of these players.

 

[kreidertime]

Another bullshit call on Rempe.

 

[Rangers94]

That’s not even a fucking interference penalty. Lavi should take a penalty and throw shit on the ice. That’s as clean a hit as you can possibly have. Jesus Christ.

 

[BigDaddyAl1973]

Good to be able to watch the game?
MSG back on optimum

 

[kreidertime]

Yeah I heard that happy for you guys.

 

[BigDaddyAl1973]

It's a POWER PLAY GOAL!!!

HONK HONK FUCK YOU PENS

 

[kreidertime]

Bring fucking Othmann up.

 

[BigDaddyAl1973]

Finally a dman who actually creates by attacking the zone instead of dropping it off at center ice...Miller did something good

 

[Rangers94]

Finally a dman who actually creates by attacking the zone instead of dropping it off at center ice...Miller did something good

He looked like he wanted to dump it in and chase after it until the Pens kept backing off of him.

 

[mrmel29]

Don’t understand why they’re not. Kid is red hot and we’re playing brodshitski and Vesey!! Make it make senses FIRE LAV YESTERDAY

 

[Rangers94]

Don’t understand why they’re not. Kid is red hot and we’re playing brodshitski and Vesey!! Make it make senses FIRE LAV YESTERDAY

Trying to preserve his rookie status? That’s all I can possibly think of, which doesn’t even make sense. But also, I wouldn’t bring him up here to play with this cancerous team and shitty coaching. Until they fire Lavi keep Othmann down and away from his shitty coaching. Would be great to make a bunch of trades and then bring him up and keep him away from these self absorbed shitty vets.

 

[Rangers94]

I can’t for the life of me understand why or how Drury and Lavi and the entire front office and entire coaching staff get to keep their jobs. Unless we are in full tank mode and we don’t want to bring in a coach that may cause us to start winning. This team is trash. Minimum 5 years to rebuild.

 

[Ranger71]

The super-Bumblings

 

[Rangers94]

This is clearly the WORST team in the NHL and they have no young superstar to build around. Screwed future. But it’s ok because we have an $11.5M goalie to build around.

 

[Ranger71]

They're atrocious.

 

[Rangers94]

They're atrocious.

What’s funny is that they could still wind up winning this game and people will bring up how resilient this team is. The biggest fear right now is Drury completely fucking everything up with shitty moves or non moves. You know he’s gonna fuck this team up even more before the deadline and then get fired (hopefully) in the offseason but will set this team back even more.

 

[mrmel29]

Outshot 31-8 and lead 2-1! BAHAHAAH

 

[Ranger71]

The scary part is I don't think Drury will even be fired.

 

[Rangers94]

Miller is the other teams best player once again lol

 

[mrmel29]

Great tip in by kandre

 

[Rangers94]

Need to trade list: Mika, K’Andre, Kreider, Fox, Kaliyev
Should trade: Panarin, Lindgren, Smith, Vaaka
Only trade if return is worth it: LAF, Cuylle

 

[mrmel29]

Fox of all people give the rangers the lead with 8 to play

 

[kreidertime]

Why the fuck is Housley still in charge of our defenseman?

 

[mrmel29]

And that’s the ballgame. Cup bound now!!

 

[kreidertime]

Shesterkin stole that in the second period. It’s just mind-boggling how bad the team defense has been so many games this year.