Forum Game GAME #64 Predictions Thread - BLAZERS VS CELTICS - MARCH 11, 2024 - MONDAY

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Blazers - 110
Celtics - 109

Ant - 32

Starters - 60
Bench - 50

 

[FlyinSouth]

Celtics 114
Blazers 104

Ayton 32

Starters 70
Bench 34

 

[Ha Seung-Boumtje-Boumjte]

I predict Dalano Banton will unleash severe trash-talk below on his former team before the tip in the form of prank calls.

Armed with a disguised voice and a tale to spin, Banton dials up Tatum's phone, claiming to be none other than the ghost of Kobe Bryant. With chilling authenticity, Banton mimics Kobe's voice as he delivers the devastating news: "Tatum, Kobe here. Just wanted to let you know, even from beyond the grave, I can still see your game, and let's just say it ain't pretty. You're out there playing like a kindergarten baller. Step it up, kid, or you'll never live up to my legacy."

Adopting a tone dripping with disdain, Banton dials up Brown's cell, taunting him about his alleged weakness for grandmothers. "Hey Brown, heard you've been spending more time with grandmas than on the court lately. Maybe you should swap those pre-game naps with some actual practice. Otherwise, you'll be stuck playing bingo with the blue hairs while we're out here balling."

Posing as a concerned fan, Banton dials up Porzingis's phone, feigning sympathy for his injury-riddled career. "Hey Porzingis, just wanted to check in and see how that glass body of yours is holding up. Heard your injury history is longer than your wingspan. Maybe you should consider trading in your basketball shoes for a pair of bubble wrap boots. Can't have you breaking down on us before the game even starts."

 

[BlazerBeachBum]

Blazers 118
Celtics 114

GO BLAZERS!!

 

[e_blazer]

Blazers - 107
Celtics - 115

Ant - 33

Starters - 72
Bench - 35

 

[rotary111]

Blazers 116
Celtics 120

Ayton 33

Starters 80
Bench 36

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

Blazers 108
Celtics 121

Ant 32

Starters 77
Bench 31