GAME THREAD: Mavs @ Blazers, 4/3/11 - 6:00 PM

[Rhal]

Mike and Mike are not paid to be objective. They're paid to be what they are. And they're hilarious at it. It's a gimmick. A show. And it's awesome.

I know, I wasn't dogging them just pointing out something I found funny

 

[Rhal]

That is a HUGE charge by Dirk. SS call there.

 

[The Professional Fan]

How in the fuck is that a blocking foul? Under no circumstance is that a blocking foul. Amazing.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Then they call an offensive foul on Roy? Holy shit. Wow. Trying much, refs?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Dirk Diggler getting star treatment.

 

[Rhal]

Dirk is defiantly getting some calls now.

 

[The Professional Fan]

The refs are making their presence known now.

 

[Rhal]

How in the fuck is that a blocking foul? Under no circumstance is that a blocking foul. Amazing.

Its a block foul when the refs need to make the spread

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

The refs are making their presence known now.

This 4th quarter is going to the refs.

 

[illmatic99]

Aldridge has shot 0 free throws. Just amazing how that happens given how physical defenders are with him.

 

[Rhal]

How about a little star treatment for LMA?

 

[The Professional Fan]

All the calls going to Dallas.

 

[Rhal]

Finally a call going out way this quarter.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Fuck Chalupa's and fuck every food stamp moron that chants for them.

 

[Darkwebs]

CHALUPAS!

 

[illmatic99]

I'd take Aldridge out right about now. 18pt lead with 5mins left. We're good.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

CHALUPAS!

You food stamp moron!!

 

[Darkwebs]

I'd take Aldridge out right about now. 18pt lead with 5mins left. We're good.

Let's see some more Chris Johnson.

 

[Rhal]

I think that was only called because those two got into it earlier.

 

[Darkwebs]

You food stamp moron!!

LOL

 

[Darkwebs]

Bye bye Barea

 

[Rhal]

I hope Miller is okay, whatever it was looked painful.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

OK, Nate, unload the bench.

 

[Rhal]

Take him out, put Armon or Patty in.

 

[Rhal]

OK, Nate, unload the bench.

+1 I want to see a lineup of Patty/Armon/Babbit/A chair/Johnson

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I can't remember a game when so many fingers, elbows, hips... were thrown by an opposing team. We need an enforcer.

 

[Darkwebs]

Please put in our bench before more starters get blinded

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Please put in our bench before more starters get blinded

And blind sided.

 

[illmatic99]

LOL @ DAL trying to be a fake thug team.

When a guy called "the custodian" is your toughest player, you're fucked.

 

[illmatic99]

Freakin Nate. Clear the bench already.