Gasol considers freezing his sperm.

[e_blazer]

http://espn.go.com/olympics/story/_/id/16249677/pau-gasol-consider-freezing-sperm-light-zika

Seems a little extreme given that most research says the virus only stays in your system for a week or so. There sure are a lot of NBA players who seem to be a bit wigged out by Zika.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Discussion of non-Blazer player's jizz should probably be labeled OT. Just sayin'...

BNM

 

[julius]

I hope discussion of any players jizz, Blazer or not, is not only labeled OT, but never talked about.

 

[Sedatedfork]

We have a whole forum dedicated to the Utah Jizz

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Yeah its supposed to be outta your system pretty quickly. Just use condoms while there

 

[santeesioux]

He might be a Blazer in a few weeks, so it might be on topic jizz discussion.

 

[barfo]

I hope he knows that the sperm is frozen after it leaves the body.

barfo

 

[ripcityboy]

The late great comedian Robert Schimmel used to have a hilarious bit called Ghost Jizz about emergency resuscitation. Still one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I really miss that man.

P.S. Good luck icing your seed, Pau.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Best. Thread. Title. Ever.

 

[PDXFonz]

See you guys again in 10 years.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Mark Cuban is ready to help out!

 

[BBert]

Gasol shall now and forever be known as Jizzol.

 

[e_blazer]

Pau Jizz-cicle?

 

[Sedatedfork]

Mark Cuban is ready to help out!

A DQ Jizzard?

 

[riverman]

 

[theprunetang]

I'm surprised kingspeed didn't break this news with the title, "I froze the sperm of an NBA player".

 

[Boob-No-More]

I'm surprised kingspeed didn't break this news with the title, "I froze the sperm of an NBA player".

He'll start a thread when he thaws it.

BNM

 

[Paine Tablet]

My first thought was popsicles. I didn't want to think of it though, I promise. I'd much prefer one made out of juice. I mean, I would very much prefer one made out of juice.

 

[Sedatedfork]

I'm surprised kingspeed didn't break this news with the title, "I froze the sperm of an NBA player".

LoL!

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

My first thought was popsicles. I didn't want to think of it though, I promise. I'd much prefer one made out of juice. I mean, I would very much prefer one made out of juice.

It still would be. Man Juice.