Gay Doritos (also Lesbian Doritos, Bisexual Doritos, Transgender Doritos)

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https://www.yahoo.com/food/taste-the-rainbow-doritos-to-launch-pride-129278336241.html

Here’s a way to add some color to your chips and salsa platter: Doritos is producing rainbow-colored chips in partnership with nonprofit It Gets Better.

Doritos Rainbows are a limited-edition version of its Cool Ranch-flavored tortilla chips to show the chipmaker’s support of the LGBT community. The chips come in shades of green, blue, purple, red, and orange inspired by colors of the Pride flag (or, perhaps, Skittles’ “taste the rainbow” tagline).

“There’s nothing bolder than being yourself,” the company declares on the package.

You won’t find these fun snacks in stores — you can only snag a bag of Doritos Rainbows if you donate $10 or more to the It Gets Better Project.

Once you donate, Doritos will ship the snacks to you in about 1 to 2 weeks. One hundred percent of proceeds go to It Gets Better, and Doritos covers the shipping costs.

And you’ll have the most colorful tailgate snacks on the block, and be supporting a great cause.

 

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[dviss1]

Ok that's fuckin hilarious!

 

[speeds]

And you’ll have the most colorful tailgate snacks on the block, and be supporting a great cause.

By tailgate snacks they mean shits, right?

 

[BlazerWookee]

<facepalm>

 

[drexlersdad]

these will be going for a fortune on ebay when we have our first openly gay president.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Ambiguously Gay Doritos?

 

[Sedatedfork]

This is kind of old news. Lesbian doritos have been out for a while.

 

[santeesioux]

Those are really fucking good, they make you have to shit a lot, though.

 

[HailBlazers]

these will be going for a fortune on ebay when we have our first openly gay president.

If only Obama would come out.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I don't want to shit the rainbow, so I'll pass

 

[Mediocre Man]

"WE WANT EQUALITY "

So let's have our own different stuff to show how equality works.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

This is a private corporation, they are just exercising their right to free speech. You guys should be celebrating the fact that a corporation is using its money and influence in any manner they see fit, persuant to the wishes of their shareholders of course.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I don't think this is a good idea. Doritos are fucking disgusting. At my fattest near 500 lbs I would eat a salad before Doritos. Sure, I'd cover it in dressing but I'm not kidding.

Yuk. I wouldn't want my rights equated with something that contributes to our obesity.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I don't think this is a good idea. Doritos are fucking disgusting. At my fattest near 500 lbs I would eat a salad before Doritos. Sure, I'd cover it in dressing but I'm not kidding.

Yuk. I wouldn't want my rights equated with something that contributes to our obesity.

Tossed salad rights!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Tossed salad rights!

Crusty chemical coated dry triangles. Mmmmm

 

[riverman]

You all left out asexual Doritos on purpose I'm guessing? Apathetic Doritos? Celibate Doritos? Immaculate conception Doritos and good old erectile dysfunctional Doritos