Funny Get your freedom phone!

[crandc]

For the amazing price of $500 you too can have your very own freedom phone. You get a Chinese made phone that normally retails for $115. It comes with right wing web sites preloaded and a security system that claims to protect you from deep state. I am no expert in cyber security but those who are say this security system is garbage.

Professional sycophant and Hitler admirer Candace Owens tweeted her endorsement of the freedom phone ... from her iphone.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I read about this just last night.

Sounds great! I ordered four, one for each paw!

 

[riverman]

Why didn't I think of this scam...millions of people would buy these idiot magnets...tracking devices...sell them deep state filters...brilliant....they'll take the place of ankle bracelets

 

[Chris Craig]

It doesn't come in red, white, and blue? Wtf!

 

[Phatguysrule]

I just want a fairly fast smart phone that runs on Linux (100% open source) and has a removable battery.

A Galaxy s5 that runs on Linux with 8 gigs of ram and 256gb of memery would be perfect. Waterproof, great camera, Removable battery, expandable storage, HEADPHONE JACK...

Would be perfect.

 

[riverman]

my deep state Iphone allows me to tell them exactly what I think of them...it's worth them knowing I bought ice cream today to have that open channel to the Grand Wazoos of the cloud

 

[Lanny]

I read about this just last night.

Sounds great! I ordered four, one for each paw!

I also ordered four because I've got four toilets in my house.

 

[ABM]

QUICK! Warn @EL PRESIDENTE!! The phone was launched by a bitcoin millionaire!

 

[riverman]

QUICK! Warn @EL PRESIDENTE!! The phone was launched by a bitcoin millionaire!

No need to warn him...it's his boss!