Exclusive Girly stuff you do.

[EL PRESIDENTE]

And for any self-identified females, manly stuff you do.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I buy a lot of shoes.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I only use Yardley's lavender soap.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And sometimes a good clay facial mask feels fucking awesome.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

If you've never had a good pedicure you're really missing out.

 

[riverman]

I'm now officially a house husband and let my wife be the bread winner

 

[dviss1]

I cry when my kid does something great.

Not sure if that's feminine or not.

 

[riverman]

I buy a lot of shoes.

but that could mean you never do laundry

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

but that could mean you never do laundry

I buy tons of underwear and socks so i only have to do laundry once a month

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

If you've never had a good pedicure you're really missing out.

Using nail clippers is free, bro

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I buy tons of underwear and socks so i only have to do laundry once a month

I like laundry. It makes sense to me. 2 hrs of labor gives you weeks of clothes. A great return on investment.

Now cooking a big meal... terrible. 20 mins of eating pleasure that took an hour to prepare and an hour to clean up.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Using nail clippers is free, bro

Yes but when they use that pumice stone, and the cuticle trimmers, and the foot massage, oh yes, that's heaven.

 

[riverman]

Using nail clippers is free, bro

but you can't fall asleep while using nail clippers and have good results

 

[riverman]

I wash dishes every night because my wife cooks wonderful meals....when I cook for some reason I still have to wash dishes

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I wash dishes every night because my wife cooks wonderful meals....when I cook for some reason I still have to wash dishes

When I do up a big meal on the BBQ I use paper plates, lol.

 

[Lanny]

I buy tons of underwear and socks so i only have to do laundry once a month

Been there. Now, I just throw my clothes on the floor and magically they wind up washed and folded an put away in drawers or on hangers. Don't know how this happens but I think it's got to do with friendly spirits that inhabit my house;.

 

[Lanny]

I love to go shopping and I hate tools especially power tools. Love wrapping presents in those pretty ribbons and with those darling bows. I cry at weddings and at chick flicks.

Gonna try out Sly's face mask and pedicure thingys because I deserve it.

Edit: I hope this answers your question.

Now excuse me, I feel the need to fart and scratch my balls.

 

[Hoopguru]

I buy a lot of shoes.

oh good god!

 

[Hoopguru]

I only use Yardley's lavender soap.

lmao!!!!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I love to go shopping and I hate tools especially power tools. Love wrapping presents in those pretty ribbons and with those darling bows. I cry at weddings and at chick flicks.

Gonna try out Sly's face mask and pedicure thingys because I deserve it.

I've been wanting to try the little fish that eat the dead skin off of your feet thing but I'm afraid it would tickle and I'd laugh like an idiot.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

lmao!!!!

That shit is awesome! Great soap.

 

[riverman]

I only use Yardley's lavender soap.

actually I heard this was your soap

 

[Hoopguru]

I try not to Crepitate to loud!

 

[Hoopguru]

But here are times I grab the farting post and blow a thunder spray through the zeffer zone!

 

[Lanny]

I wash dishes every night because my wife cooks wonderful meals....when I cook for some reason I still have to wash dishes

I used to wash dishes about half the time but my wife continually bitched that I wasn't doing it right. Licking your plate and silverware clean and then putting them away is still the norm, am I right fellas?

 

[Lanny]

But here are times I grab the farting post and blow a thunder spray through the zeffer zone!

Oh, you brute.

 

[riverman]

I used to wash dishes about half the time but my wife continually bitched that I wasn't doing it right. Licking your plate and silverware clean and then putting them away is still the norm, am I right fellas?

actually letting your pets lick them clean and putting them away is more common I hear

 

[riverman]

I've contemplated sitting down to pee recently

 

[Lanny]

I try not to Crepitate to loud!

Are you talking about cracking your knuckles? Why not just screech some chalk across the blackboard? My God, crepitating drives me nuts.

 

[Hoopguru]

actually letting your pets lick them clean and putting them away is more common I hear

omg....I haven't laughed like this in a while.

 

[Lanny]

I've contemplated sitting down to pee recently

You mean you don't?