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[Lanny]

I have the lady who cuts my hair trim mine for me.

The last time I looked, you didn't have eyebrows. They were painted on. Nice job, though.

 

[santeesioux]

I'm thinking about getting my nose hairs waxed. I heard Big Suke talk about it on the radio. He gets the kit from Amazon and does it himself. He says he's become addicted to it.

I must be starting to get old, I have a hair that started growing out past my nostril a little bit that I have to pluck now.

 

[Lanny]

I must be starting to get old, I have a hair that started growing out past my nostril a little bit that I have to pluck now.

You're not old 'till hairs start growing all over your ears.

 

[santeesioux]

You're not old 'till hairs start growing all over your ears.

I'm scared of that.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm thin as can be these days but one of you guys is holding out on admitting you're sprouting a pair of manboobs

Ummm....you mean most of us.

Umm...i mean Dad bods are in right now....

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Ummm....you mean most of us.

Umm...i mean Dad bods are in right now....

Then I’m an absolute Love God........

 

[riverman]

I guess I have that cougar thing going on being older than my wife by 6 years

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I go as soon as the hair hits my ears.

 

[riverman]

The bowl mullet!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The bowl mullet!

AKA the Riverboy.

 

[riverman]

More like Mo Howards love child

 

[MARIS61]

I buy tons of underwear and socks so i only have to do laundry once a month

I imagine your house smells lovely 3 weeks in.

 

[MARIS61]

I've contemplated sitting down to pee recently

You're overthinking it.

 

[riverman]

I must be starting to get old, I have a hair that started growing out past my nostril a little bit that I have to pluck now.

Hair doesn't fall out, it falls in and appears in places you never wanted hair.....Robin Williams

 

[riverman]

You're overthinking it.

At 64 one just cannot trust a fart

 

[MARIS61]

Not yet but the time may come

Once you sit, you'll never quit.

 

[Chris Craig]

Been there. Now, I just throw my clothes on the floor and magically they wind up washed and folded an put away in drawers or on hangers. Don't know how this happens but I think it's got to do with friendly spirits that inhabit my house;.

Elfs

 

[Chris Craig]

I've contemplated sitting down to pee recently

They have to earn their keep

 

[Chris Craig]

I have one of those japanese bidet things that shoots water into your booty

Aren't those for vaginas?

 

[Chris Craig]

I tear up during sad parts in movies

 

[Chris Craig]

I enjoy shopping

 

[Chris Craig]

I like to soak in a hot bubble bath with candles and read a book

 

[Lanny]

Hair doesn't fall out, it falls in and appears in places you never wanted hair.....Robin Williams

In my case it's moved from the top of my head to other areas of the head. It's a zero sum game.

 

[Lanny]

Aren't those for vaginas?

Who knows. I thought they were for drinking out of.

 

[Lanny]

Once you sit, you'll never quit.

I had a friend who used to kneel on one knee before the toilet so he could pee without splashing said toilet.

 

[Lanny]

I guess I have that cougar thing going on being older than my wife by 6 years

My wife is the cougar in my family. She is eight months older than me.

Edit: Yes, I married the older woman.

 

[Lanny]

Excuse me, I need to go to the powder room. Anyone else want to go with me?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I've been wanting to try the little fish that eat the dead skin off of your feet thing but I'm afraid it would tickle and I'd laugh like an idiot.

It does tickle a bit. Tried that in St Lucia in July. Strange feeling.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Once you sit, you'll never quit.

Straight up, unless I'm at a urinal, I always sit. My son too. I never have to worry about my wife complaining about a seat being left up or peed on, and hopefully my someday future daughter-in-law will appreciate the same benefit.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I love to go shopping and I hate tools especially power tools. Love wrapping presents in those pretty ribbons and with those darling bows. I cry at weddings and at chick flicks.

Gonna try out Sly's face mask and pedicure thingys because I deserve it.

Edit: I hope this answers your question.

Now excuse me, I feel the need to fart and scratch my balls.

I swear I misread "scratch" as "stretch," lol...