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[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Once you sit, you'll never quit.

I do love my pedicures. After I had my first one I was so pissed at how women had been holding out on us, keeping it a secret all these years. Besides, old men and toe nail clipping get more problematic (not to mention entertaining) as we age.........

And I have been sitting to pee since my (then future) mother in law broke me in hard. One night while my wife and I were still dating, I (coming from a male dominated household) left the toilet seat up before I headed for home from their house (an all female household). This caused a very traumatic experience (something, something, something about pissy, ice cold porcelain) for my MIL in the middle of the night when she stumbled into the bathroom in the dark. After that I had my choice of sitting while at her house, or holding it for the rest of the evening. Then, as a newlywed I shared a lot of the household chores, including cleaning the toilets. It is SO much nicer and easier cleaning toilets that have not been pissed all over and then some.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Aren't those for vaginas?

Nah, there are two modes, one for the front hole and one for the back hole.

 

[riverman]

Nah, there are two modes, one for the front hole and one for the back hole.

your toilet is a golf course?

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Nah, there are two modes, one for the front hole and one for the back hole.

Bidets built into the toilet are the coming thing in America. Europe is apparently already well on the way. I was in a plumping showroom a couple of days ago and was blown away by the selection of toilet/bidet combos. They even include warm water and a dim light for those middle of the night duty calls. Apparently bidets cut down on toilet paper use but that makes me very leery of using the available hand towels after using these contraptions. I mean, a person has to still dry their ass, amirite???



Probable bidet user????

 

[riverman]

Bidets built into the toilet are the coming thing in America. Europe is apparently already well on the way. I was in a plumping showroom a couple of days ago and was blown away by the selection of toilet/bidet combos. They even include warm water and a dim light for those middle of the night duty calls. Apparently bidets cut down on toilet paper use but that makes me very leery of using the available hand towels after using these contraptions. I mean, a person has to still dry their ass, amirite???

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Probable bidet user????

I always thought Walmart was a plumping showroom?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

your toilet is a golf course?

Its the more inclusive term for vagina.

https://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/vagina-is-out-front-hole-is-in

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Bidets built into the toilet are the coming thing in America. Europe is apparently already well on the way. I was in a plumping showroom a couple of days ago and was blown away by the selection of toilet/bidet combos. They even include warm water and a dim light for those middle of the night duty calls. Apparently bidets cut down on toilet paper use but that makes me very leery of using the available hand towels after using these contraptions. I mean, a person has to still dry their ass, amirite???

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Probable bidet user????

Asia is where it started, because they are all about ass cleanliness. You are just so much cleaner back there. I was in the Phillipines a few years ago, and a few of the houses had hoses attached to the toilet where you just use it to spray in the back. Looked online, Amazon sells a bunch of these bidet contraptions for like 50 bucks. WELL worth it....shit will change your life. I used to have those flushable towels but this is so much better.

 

[riverman]

.shit will change your life.

great toilet reference!

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Asia is where it started, because they are all about ass cleanliness. You are just so much cleaner back there. I was in the Phillipines a few years ago, and a few of the houses had hoses attached to the toilet where you just use it to spray in the back. Looked online, Amazon sells a bunch of these bidet contraptions for like 50 bucks. WELL worth it....shit will change your life. I used to have those flushable towels but this is so much better.

It certainly changed mine......

#itmaysmelllikeshittoyoubutit’smybreadandbutter

#professionalturdherder

 

[Propagandist]

I cry when my kid does something great.

Not sure if that's feminine or not.

I've been struggling with this for a while now. I dropped my daughter at preschool this time last year--and mind you this is my 4th kid I've dropped at preschool--and I was worried about her acclimating and stuff like this. But to my surprise she was ecstatic. And she looked up at me, and she was so excited, so happy, that I just started crying. Never in my life have I had so little control. Thank god for my wife*, I had to actual flee and walk the sidewalks of NW looking as crazy as everyone else. So yeah, that's feminine-ish, I'm guessing.

 

[Propagandist]

I like to soak in a hot bubble bath with candles and read a book

This made me laugh. Specifically the candles.

 

[Chris Craig]

I've been struggling with this for a while now. I dropped my daughter at preschool this time last year--and mind you this is my 4th kid I've dropped at preschool--and I was worried about her acclimating and stuff like this. But to my surprise she was ecstatic. And she looked up at me, and she was so excited, so happy, that I just started crying. Never in my life have I had so little control. Thank god for my wife*, I had to actual flee and walk the sidewalks of NW looking as crazy as everyone else. So yeah, that's feminine-ish, I'm guessing.

No that is some manly shit. Real men cry

 

[dviss1]

No that is some manly shit. Real men cry

Michael Landon played the most real man I've ever seen.

"Pa" from Little House On The Prairie.

He cried nearly every show.

 

[MarAzul]

So yeah, that's feminine-ish, I'm guessing.

No, even grandfathers can shed a tear, escorting the brave little preschoolers to their first battle.

 

[Chris Craig]

Michael Landon played the most real man I've ever seen.

"Pa" from Little House On The Prairie.

He cried nearly every show.

Word

 

[rotary111]

My wife dragged me to the Rod Stewart and Cyndi Lauper concert at the Ridgefield Amphitheatre last night.

Don't be jealous.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

My wife dragged me to the Rod Stewart and Cyndi Lauper concert at the Ridgefield Amphitheatre last night.

Don't be jealous.

You poor bastard.........

 

[Chris Craig]

My wife dragged me to the Rod Stewart and Cyndi Lauper concert at the Ridgefield Amphitheatre last night.

Don't be jealous.

Did he sing I don't want to talk about it

 

[dviss1]

My wife dragged me to the Rod Stewart and Cyndi Lauper concert at the Ridgefield Amphitheatre last night.

Don't be jealous.

Nice. I'd go to that.... I wouldn't pay... But I'd go lol.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

My wife dragged me to the Rod Stewart and Cyndi Lauper concert at the Ridgefield Amphitheatre last night.

Don't be jealous.

Since you live in Ridgefield at least she didn't have to drag you far. Hopefully you were able to get a few drinks in you and just walk there.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I get a mani- pedi once a week

 

[julius]

Michael Landon played the most real man I've ever seen.

"Pa" from Little House On The Prairie.

He cried nearly every show.

I just quickly googled Michael Landon. He basically was on a TV series from 1959 until 1989.

 

[MarAzul]

Don't be jealous.

Oh my! No chance.

Ridgefield? is that and unusual place for a concert?
I have only been there a few times. My brother works there.

 

[dviss1]

I just quickly googled Michael Landon. He basically was on a TV series from 1959 until 1989.

I watched them all.

Loved Bonanza.

 

[Chris Craig]

I watched them all.

Loved Bonanza.

Highway to Heaven

 

[barfo]

My wife dragged me to the Rod Stewart and Cyndi Lauper concert at the Ridgefield Amphitheatre last night.

Don't be jealous.

Rod Stewart is still alive? Holy shit.

He must be old enough to be MarAzul's grandson.

barfo

 

[dviss1]

Highway to Heaven

Loved that show too.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I get a mani- pedi once a week

Really?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I was an extra for an episode for Highway to Heaven but I think the scene I was in got cut.

Got to meet Victor French.

 

[Chris Craig]

I was an extra for an episode for Highway to Heaven but I think the scene I was in got cut.

Got to meet Victor French.

I was an extra in Oz the Great and Powerful...those munchkin suits are tight fitting