Hilarious Hansen, translator trolling? The Jokic yearning!

[Domihatin]

The way he catches Chris using the wrong word and then the ensuing laughter is just making me crack up so much. And Hansen's laughter! This had to be a "I want to make my translator say this stuff" moment and he's gunning for laughs.

Hansen is starting to go nuts, he needs more consistent playing time! Everytime he gets out there earlier in a game, they pull the plug too soon or they don't give him much of a chance to play his style of game. He really is a point center and needs the ball to flourish, but that creates a problem when you have others who play that role.

 

[wizenheimer]

Hansen is starting to go nuts, he needs more consistent playing time! Everytime he gets out there earlier in a game, they pull the plug too soon or they don't give him much of a chance to play his style of game. He really is a point center and needs the ball to flourish, but that creates a problem when you have others who play that role.

is this the thread to audition for The Onion?

 

[Domihatin]

is this the thread to audition for The Onion?

Huh? That was a real video, not AI.

 

[wizenheimer]

Huh? That was a real video, not AI.

"Hansen is starting to go nuts, he needs more consistent playing time! Everytime he gets out there earlier in a game, they pull the plug too soon or they don't give him much of a chance to play his style of game. He really is a point center and needs the ball to flourish, but that creates a problem when you have others who play that role."

was that Yang saying that, or was that you?

 

[Domihatin]

"Hansen is starting to go nuts, he needs more consistent playing time! Everytime he gets out there earlier in a game, they pull the plug too soon or they don't give him much of a chance to play his style of game. He really is a point center and needs the ball to flourish, but that creates a problem when you have others who play that role."

was that Yang saying that, or was that you?

I don't understand. Saying what?

 

[wizenheimer]

I don't understand. Saying what?

you were talking about Yang, right? saying the Blazers "pull the plug too soon" when he's playing like crap. Saying he has a "style of game" when the only style we've seen so far would embarrass scrubs all over the world. Saying he's a "point-center who needs to ball to flourish"....but maybe you meant he needs to ball to flush since he's had 21 assists vs 29 turnovers while shooting under 30% on FG's and 14% on three's. Or maybe you meant give him more minutes because you want Portland to lose more games and tank harder

that's what I meant about 'The Onion' because they are all about sarcasm and satire and saying things the opposite of what is

this seems appropriate here:

 

[THE HCP]

Sigh…..please merge with the 43 other Yang threads please.

 

[Domihatin]

I disagree about your take on his playing and the idea that he'll just continue to be bad if given more time. He never has a chance to get going. He's given such limited runs. He is a very capable player and very smart and good IQ. I think he needs to get consistent minutes more than just a couple three or four minutes here and there.

 

[kjironman1]

I disagree about your take on his playing and the idea that he'll just continue to be bad if given more time. He never has a chance to get going. He's given such limited runs. He is a very capable player and very smart and good IQ. I think he needs to get consistent minutes more than just a couple three or four minutes here and there.

Every time I’ve seen him play 4 minutes he has gotten at least 2 fouls. Usually combined with 2 or more turnovers. That means he gets 10 mins max before fouling out and completely killing any chance for the team to get back in the game.
Now as was posted earlier by @wizenheimer if your idea is for them to tank then that might be an option. Get him minutes and secure a better chance at a better draft pick.