"Give this man a nickname"

[PDXFonz]

Fat Connaughton

This Right here

 

[theprunetang]

Spud Ball

Potato Spud Webb

 

[Titan]

tsunami brother

 

[Hoopguru]

White Slug
Hardwood Hog
Rim Pimp Blimp

 

[theprunetang]

Jamal Heartburn

 

[Titan]

Triple Big Mac

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Zion

 

[Titan]

Fat Rolling

 

[Strenuus]

Fatgic Hogson

 

[blazerfan11]

Fat Connaughton

Fatty Mills

or maybe

Fatrick Ewing

 

[Strenuus]

Fatrick heaverly

 

[PDXFonz]

Y’all know about Mark Jackson’s late brother? The street baller nicknamed “Escalade”, he was a big dude.

 

[MickZagger]

He’s the closest thing I’ve seen to Larry Bird yet. The jumpshot has a lot of parallel’s.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Fat Jesus
Fat Professor

 

[PDXFonz]

Fat Jesus
Fat Professor

The Nutty Professor