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Someone check the ER for Wookee
I've grown to hate the Rockets more than the Lakers.

I've grown to hate the Rockets more than the Lakers.
Fucking hate the mongol empire.L*ker hatred is a moral imperative and is not subject to conditional modifiers. Go Rockets.
L*ker hatred is a moral imperative and is not subject to conditional modifiers. Go Rockets.
Blind hatred clouds the mind.

If you hate the Lakers , and I do, then you have to root for them to finish around 6th. I think they are top 5 protected? Anyways for long term suckage we do not want them drafting a super star. So they need to win just enough......So root for them to beat the teams we are battling for playoff positions.
Are there any real stars in this draft?
Agree with the first part.L*ker hatred is a moral imperative and is not subject to conditional modifiers. Go Rockets.
Agree with the first part.
As for the second: As is the case every season, I, like Mark Cuban, want the Lakers to suck. But I don't want them to suck enough to get a top 10 draft pick, or worse a top 5 pick, or heaven forbid the No. 1 pick. They need to suck just enough to be late lottery. That means they have to win a few games here and there to ensure their continued sucktitude. And a game against the Rockettes, or Blunder, or Clip Show is the perfect time for them to pull one out of Kobe's ass.
Go Flakers. This time.
Its safe to root for the Lakers because if they win some more games and climb up to get the 6th worst record in the league their draft pick goes to Phoenix. I can think of no happier scenario.
