Going To Honolulu

[ABM]

but you have ulterior motives right?

[video=youtube;TcBAmfRnqCk]

I'm a good boy.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

you need to bang some out.

 

[MickZagger]

Your on the rebound ABM. Don't be selective.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Better. She's interested in hiking.

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I just looked up that section. "Please be single". Looks like she wants to suck some cawk after a long hike up a mountain.

 

[ABM]

Your on the rebound ABM. Don't be selective.

Simply put, I don't want to spend "any" time with no skank. If there's no reasonable chance to spend some time with a "respectable" gal, then I'd rather just hang out by myself.

 

[MickZagger]

Simply put, I don't want to spend "any" time with no skank. If there's no reasonable chance to spend some time with a "respectable" gal, then I'd rather just hang out by myself.

All single women in there 40's and early 50's want weiner. See this is why the cougar phenomenon has taken over. Young guys are straight to the point and don't beat around the bush (no pun intended). Sometimes a good old, wam, bam, thank you ma'am can be theraputical. Women that age know that their sex life is on a downward trend and they're trying to take advantage of it while they can.

Not trying to be harsh, but I understand that men who have been married for awhile kind of lose their "game". Its all new to them.

Just my take. Take it or leave it.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I agree with MickZagger. Never (within reason) turn down a piece of ass, you'll be a better man for the experience. If you're single, its time to mingle.

 

[ABM]

Not trying to be harsh, but I understand that men who have been married for awhile kind of lose their "game". Its all new to them.

Just my take. Take it or leave it.

Appreciated.

FWIW, I've never really had "game", just a certain type of personalty that women seem to trust. Over the years, it's worked well for me.

 

[MickZagger]

Appreciated.

FWIW, I've never really had "game", just a certain type of personalty that women seem to trust. Over the years, it's worked well for me.

Well than thats your game. I'm not the "try hard" guy either. Women usually look at me and think that guy looks like an ass. But he's actually nice. Weird.

 

[ABM]

Well than thats your game.

I hear ya. I guess when I think "game", I think pretentiousness. But, hey, if laid back, hangin' loose, and keepin' it real is "game", then I'm all in.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Get the girl drunk and finger bang her at the bar. That's my "game".

 

[MickZagger]

Get the girl drunk and finger bang her at the bar. That's my "game".

lol, are you that guy?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Sometimes.

 

[MickZagger]

Sometimes.

Then you go home and your dog won't stop licking your fingers.

 

[ABM]

Get the girl drunk and finger bang her at the bar. That's my "game".

You're disgusting.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I know. I'm doing a 180 with that stuff now. new years resolution.

 

[ABM]

I know. I'm doing a 180 with that stuff now. new years resolution.

There's a bad joke in there, somewhere.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

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[BlazersBlood]

Get the girl drunk and finger bang her at the bar. That's my "game".

LOL, I drop into the thread to see what ABM has found to hit up in Hawaii, and this is the first post on page 5. LMAO!

 

[ABM]

LOL, I drop into the thread to see what ABM has found to hit up in Hawaii, and this is the first post on page 5. LMAO!

I was supposed to be hooking up in Hawaii with EP back in September. In retrospect, that could have been a very eye-opening, if not dangerous proposition.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Oh damn you missed an insane pool part y


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[MARIS61]

So when does your ship sail?

 

[ABM]

So when does your ship sail?

Thanks for asking.

My plane heads out a week from tomorrow.....................SO looking forward to this!

 

[MARIS61]

Have you decided yet whether to be bombarded by cancer-causing rays or be lovingly fondled by some guy who looks a lot like your uncle?

Pick your poison.

 

[ABM]

Have you decided yet whether to be bombarded by cancer-causing rays or be lovingly fondled by some guy who looks a lot like your uncle?

Pick your poison.

Neither. I've got three Craigslist wahines on the hook. I'll be tied up.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Kuhio Ave hookers FTW!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Neither. I've got three Craigslist wahines on the hook. I'll be tied up.

Kinky.

 

[maxiep]

Neither. I've got three Craigslist wahines on the hook. I'll be tied up.

Look for the Adam's Apple.

 

[tlongII]

Look for the Adam's Apple.

 

[ABM]

Look for the Adam's Apple.

two out of three ain't bad.