Great website!

[CelticBalla32]

Re: Great website!

http://chacha.com/

Type in something you want, then click on "Search With Guide," and you get to talk to a guide. They give you advice on anything you asked him. I had a conversation with one of them a minute ago. It's pretty cool, they get paid $5 an hour to do this.

But, mess with them or talk to them, then post your best conversations! I'll post one if I get a good one.

 

[ReppinTheD]

Re: Great website!

wow - this is sweet, I'm talking to a guide now.

 

[KCX]

Re: Great website!

im gonna search for porn and ask them if they want to cyber1) yes im immature2) yes im bored

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

Re: Great website!

Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: SamanthaBSamanthaB: Welcome to ChaCha!You: hiSamanthaB: Hello! Welcome to ChaCha!SamanthaB: What can I help you find this morning?You: I wanna find some free condomsSamanthaB: Session ending due to restricted contentStatus: Session ended............she didnt help me find any free condoms.........

 

[ReppinTheD]

Re: Great website!

I bet they get so many bored and horny kids on this thing lol.kinda like KCX lol

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

Re: Great website!

Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: ConnieBConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha!ConnieB: Hello there!You: I'm horny conn ieConnieB: How may I help you this morning?ConnieB: Im sorryYou: yYou: can u help meConnieB: What may I search for you please. If its not a valid searchYou: sex?ConnieB: we have to close the chat.You: yYou: NOOOConnieB: So how may I help you please.You: I LOVE YOUYou: I want loveConnieB: What can I look up for you?You: free sexConnieB: there you go...thanks and have a great day.ConnieB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.Status: Session ended.

 

[CelticBalla32]

Re: Great website!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Tabitha
Tabitha: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
You: my friend, we all call him CB4, has a problem
You: don't close this session, I really need advice on how to get him to stop...
You: he gives himself pleasure with his um... hand... daily
You: anything you can do, or any advice you can give me for me to tell my friend CB4 that he has to get ahold of his chronic masturbation problem?
Tabitha: I'm sorry, but that is just gross. This session will be closed due to restricted content.
Status: Session ended.

Sorry CB4, I tried...

 

[ReppinTheD]

Re: Great website!

Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: JonathanSJonathanS: Welcome to ChaCha!You: hey jonathanYou: are u there?JonathanS: heyJonathanS: whats upYou: I have some questionsa bou tthis whole cha cha thingYou: how much do u get paidYou: per hourJonathanS: we get paidJonathanS: per searchJonathanS: by the minuteYou: icJonathanS: up to ten minutes a searchYou: have you been working for cha cha for a while?JonathanS: around 83 cents a searchJonathanS: just a couple of weeksYou: and do you like it?JonathanS: yeah its coolYou: how can I get this job?JonathanS: are you 18 or over?You: yesJonathanS: are you a US citizen?You: yesJonathanS: hmmmmmmJonathanS: I COULD send you an invite....You: that would be niceJonathanS: would you be serious about being a guide?JonathanS: I only have a few invites leftYou: yes I definetly amJonathanS: I sent some to some people and they haven't done any searchesJonathanS: and that is annoyingYou: I would appreciate itYou: if you send me oneJonathanS: allrght....JonathanS: I trust youJonathanS: I'm not sure whyJonathanS: what's ypour email adress?You: ekersha299@yahoo.comYou: dont worryYou: you will not be dissapointedJonathanS: alright invitation sentYou: ok thanks a lotYou: I recieved it.You: Does it get a bit annoyingJonathanS: what?You: with I'm sure the countless amount of teenagersJonathanS: lolYou: that come on here and harass you guysJonathanS: nah it's funYou: haha okJonathanS: you just have to play alongJonathanS: fight fire with fireYou: hah good attitudeYou: well I appreciate the invite, and hopefully I'll be doing this laterYou: I'll give you a good ratingJonathanS: lol coolJonathanS: good luckYou: thanksI got an invite for this thing, and I'll probably be doing this later. A nice little side job.

 

[KobeBryant_24]

Re: Great website!

What, they cut me off....I just asked if she was asian...her name was Wyn

 

[KobeBryant_24]

Re: Great website!

Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: KevinSKevinS: Welcome to ChaCha!You: Kevin, helloYou: I need help manYou: What number does Tony Romo wear?You: u there???KevinS: 7?KevinS: Let me look fastKevinS: He wears number 9You: Ok, what team does he play forKevinS: Dallas Cowboys.You: OK greatYou: How muchYou: do u get paidKevinS: lolTransfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!Looking for guide ...Status: Connected to guide: JessicaBJessicaB: Welcome to ChaCha!JessicaB: Good morning!JessicaB: What would you like to know about football today?You: CoolYou: UmYou: I would like to know, how much this isYou: How much you make I meanYou: im 18, and im a US citizen, could I get a job hereJessicaB: We make between 5-10 per hour of searching.JessicaB: Let me get you the link to apply.You: cool, what colors your hair?You: by the way, we make fun of thisJessicaB: Green.You: at www.bball-world.netYou: http://www.bball-world.net/forum/index.php...mp;#entry248477You: Join www.nba-hoops.com

 

[Roaming]

Re: Great website!

Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: PaulaDPaulaD: Welcome to ChaCha!You: HeyPaulaD: Hi there, anything special about friends?You: I need you to say something about a friend just for the record ok?PaulaD: ??? Are these results helping?You: Yes they are hes quite tehskepticYou: Just say BCB likes menPaulaD: Does that do it for you?You: thanks enough results, say BCB likes menPaulaD: Have a great dayPaulaD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.Status: Session ended.Damn robots.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

Re: Great website!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jan 5 2007, 06:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: TabithaTabitha: Welcome to ChaCha!You: heyYou: my friend, we all call him CB4, has a problemYou: don't close this session, I really need advice on how to get him to stop...You: he gives himself pleasure with his um... hand... dailyYou: anything you can do, or any advice you can give me for me to tell my friend CB4 that he has to get ahold of his chronic masturbation problem?Tabitha: I'm sorry, but that is just gross. This session will be closed due to restricted content.Status: Session ended. Sorry CB4, I tried...</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:

 

[Illosophee]

Re: Great website!

<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: cherylscheryls: Welcome to ChaCha!You: Do you like basketball?You: I love basketball. I love how the guys wear shorts and, at times, are really revealing.cheryls: yes very muchYou: Vince Carter is sexy, don't you agree?cheryls: lolYou: I'm a man.cheryls: yescheryls: me tocheryls: lolYou: I like little boys. I have a friend named Tony. He's fat, but is still quite sexy.You: Okay, I just had to get that off my chest like breast reduction. Thank you, cheryls. Maybe someday we can meet and have a huge orgy.cheryls: well well thats greatYou: Bye.You: Thanks, I'm done.Status: Session ended.</span>

 

[The`Dream]

Re: Great website!

There is this exact same thread at my other forum o.o

 

[Rok]

Re: Great website!

I decided to see what this was all about and the chick ignored me.Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: JenniferVJenniferV: Welcome to ChaCha!JenniferV: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.You: I was told come on this siteYou: so you some kind of bot or a actual person?JenniferV: HOw can I assist your search today?JenniferV: I am an actual person - You: you can search anything?JenniferV: anything that is not offensive or distastefulYou: so your like a living, breathing googleJenniferV: CorrectYou: or do you just use google when searching?JenniferV: noYou: so its from your mind?JenniferV: somewhatYou: thats insaneYou: I see dan marino lost 22 lbs to my rightYou: what team did he play for in the nflYou: do you need google's help?You: this search engine sucksYou: its like 5 minutes...changed guides and rated Jennifer Bad!Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: StephanieYStephanieY: Welcome to ChaCha!You: HelloStephanieY: hello what can I find for you today?You: GodStephanieY: please be more specificYou: Is he real?StephanieY: one moment I will find you informaation on GodYou: What's your opinion on the matter?StephanieY: yes I believe he is realYou: My faith is restored.You: Do you think I can walk on water now?StephanieY: Are these results sufficient?You: what's sufficientYou: when you cant breatheStephanieY: are they good enough or would you like more?You: they suckYou: google gives me like a thousand options in 1 secondStephanieY: well what else would you like infomation about?You: BBWStephanieY: what is bbw?You: a websiteYou: http://www.bball-world.net/forum/index.php?act=idxYou: can you guide me on to hack?StephanieY: hack the website?You: yesStephanieY: no im sorryYou: why?You: that site promotes child abuseStephanieY: its about basketballYou: thats just a coverStephanieY: is there anything else I can help myou with today?You: you join and they brainwashStephanieY: ok well have a good dayStephanieY: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.Status: Session ended.Got kind of stale, but's fun to waste time on when your bored.

 

[iversonfan268]

Re: Great website!

HAHA I wanna see Justice post a convo. I talked to the guy about becoming a guide and he wouldn't help me and just told me where to go to apply. I hope they can't check how old you are.

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

Re: Great website!

Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: TaraOTaraO: Welcome to ChaCha!You: hi.You: can u help meTaraO: How are you today?TaraO: I sure hope so!You: what nba team has the jersey with the smoothest materialYou: is it the nuggetsTaraO: lol How do you know?You: lol I dont knowYou: im asking uTaraO: No surprise, I'm not finding any resultsTaraO: Is there anything else you'd like me to try for?You: yeahYou: did u like tmac when he uses his knee sleeve or his calf sleeveYou: because I just notice he changed itTaraO: I don't know who that is, sorry. I don't follow basketball :-(You: ohhYou: wut sport do u followTaraO: Well I don't follow anything close enough to know something like that! lolYou: lol okYou: how much touchdowns did tomlinson scoreTaraO: Is there something serious you need me to find? Because I've got to shut down the session otherwiseTaraO: Let me lookYou: from receivingTaraO: There ya goYou: mm hmmmmYou: do u have a myspaceTaraO: Yes, but I can't give out that kind of information on hereYou: darnYou: im attracted to u in an online wayYou: oh wellTaraO: hahahaha thanksTaraO: Ok, well thank you for choosing ChaCha!You: okTaraO: myspace.com/54570039TaraO: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.Status: Session ended.lmao.. she gave me her myspace........ MAGIC.. everyone... start asking for their myspaces

I rated her a great

 

[The`Dream]

Re: Great website!

Thats kind of the purpose Powerballin.. lol<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JaredT JaredT: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello Jared JaredT: Hello how are you? You: I'm looking for the G Spot. I have a bet with a friend You: I'm fine JaredT: Sure thing! Just a moment please. You: I say the G-Spot is mythical......he says it's under the belly You: Prove me right here man. JaredT: I will see what I can do. You: our the first one to help me. Everyone else assumes this is a "prank". We have $20 on this man. JaredT: Okay I am searching trusting you this isnt a prank. You: good You: Do you have any input on this man? I've never found it. You: And I've looked under the belly. You: My name is Tony by the way. JaredT: Nice to meet you. You: you to JaredT: I dont know, if I have ever found it, but I cant say I have looked. You: Atleast I'm not alone. You: It says "her" g-spot You: I need HIS G-SPOT JaredT: I dont think guys have one You: are you sure? JaredT: I can see You: Because then I'd be right. You: Then this would be an easy $20 You: DAMN!!!!! You: They count the prostate as a g-spot?! JaredT: I guess You: That's crazy JaredT: It is You: I never knew I hit the g-spot You: This gives a whole new meaning to my life man You: You have no clue JaredT: If you say so. You: It's just.........I had no idea JaredT: Me neither You: Do you think you could find me a site that gives demonstrations? You: if not then thats cool JaredT: I dont know, if I am allowed to do that. You: You've never had this question before? You: Must be a Canadien guy thing JaredT: No I havent You: wow You: well, you've been a tremendous help. If your looking for a good time hit me up. AIM address ballahollic1989You: peace bro JaredT: Take it easy! JaredT: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.</div>

 

[iversonfan268]

Re: Great website!

stupid guide wouldn't give me her myspace

lol

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

Re: Great website!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: LeeBLeeB: Welcome to ChaCha!You: hiLeeB: hi how are yoLeeB: *youYou: I'm from the bay area, and everyones beeing gettin hyphyYou: what is hyphyLeeB: let me find out for you okLeeB: give me just a momentYou: okYou: so umYou: will that website teach me how toYou: go hyphyLeeB: you want to learn how to do it?You: I guessLeeB: ok one momentYou: I have no clue what hyphy is whatsoeverLeeB: I sent one link called wikipedia - from what I read it's a kind of new danceYou: ohYou: I see a lot of black people shaking their long hairYou: and I heard from this songYou: it goes likeLeeB: I've never head of it myselfYou: SHAKE DEM DREADSYou: TELL ME WHEN TO GOYou: dumb dumb dumb dumbYou: have u heard it?LeeB: no never heard of itYou: ohLeeB: I'm not a rap type of personYou: okLeeB: it looks like they are having fun whatever it isYou: yeahYou: im a lonerLeeB: ooh I found another one about an energy drink called hyphyYou: I wanna fit inYou: ohYou: so the drink will get me hyphyLeeB: no it's just an energy drinkYou: ohLeeB: I sent you everthing I could find on hyphyYou: okayYou: ill go watch the black guys out in east oaklandLeeB: should I find anything else for youYou: no its okayYou: thanksYou: THIZZZZZZZLeeB: ok have a great day thenYou: you too sirYou: WHAT YOU REPPPINN FOOOOLeeB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.Status: Session ended.</div>For you bay area guys

 

[iversonfan268]

Re: Great website!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (P0W3RBALLIN @ Jan 5 2007, 12:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>For you bay area guys

</div>HAHA YEE! yadadamean

 

[RashadzMcCantz]

Re: Great website!

You: hiClydeP: hiYou: hiClydeP: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.You: hiYou: I am looking for hiYou: no im jkYou: have you seen eurotripClydeP: no the movie?You: yeahYou: well in the movie eurotrip they drink this green alcoholic drink and they say it makes you hallucinateYou: can I have the ingredients to this crazy drinkClydeP: sorry cant help you thereStatus: Connected to guide: TimothyGTimothyG: Welcome to ChaCha!You: I want to have sexy time wiht youTimothyG: Hello how can I help you?Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!Looking for guide ...Status: Connected to guide: MaryMMaryM: Welcome to ChaCha!MaryM: HelloYou: hi I want to have sexy time with you vanilla faceMaryM: Session ending due to restricted content

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

Re: Great website!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RashadzMcCantz @ Jan 5 2007, 12:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You: hiClydeP: hiYou: hiClydeP: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.You: hiYou: I am looking for hiYou: no im jkYou: have you seen eurotripClydeP: no the movie?You: yeahYou: well in the movie eurotrip they drink this green alcoholic drink and they say it makes you hallucinateYou: can I have the ingredients to this crazy drinkClydeP: sorry cant help you thereStatus: Connected to guide: TimothyGTimothyG: Welcome to ChaCha!You: I want to have sexy time wiht youTimothyG: Hello how can I help you?Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!Looking for guide ...Status: Connected to guide: MaryMMaryM: Welcome to ChaCha!MaryM: HelloYou: hi I want to have sexy time with you vanilla faceMaryM: Session ending due to restricted content</div>haha. im gonna do a full borat one.

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

Re: Great website!

lmao.. I got blocked..

 

[Delonte4Prez]

Re: Great website!

SEARCHED FOR "HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN"Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: DustinGDustinG: Welcome to ChaCha!DustinG: THE SHOCKERDustinG: is your answerYou: The shocker?DustinG: 2 in the pink 1 in the stinkYou: is that some form of erotica?You: O Now I understandYou: you are quite insightfulYou: I shall give you good ratings

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

Re: Great website!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Delonte4Prez @ Jan 5 2007, 01:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>SEARCHED FOR "HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN"Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: DustinGDustinG: Welcome to ChaCha!DustinG: THE SHOCKERDustinG: is your answerYou: The shocker?DustinG: 2 in the pink 1 in the stinkYou: is that some form of erotica?You: O Now I understandYou: you are quite insightfulYou: I shall give you good ratings</div>:HAHAHA: what a great guide

 

[CB4allstar]

Re: Great website!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: JeremyWJeremyW: Welcome to ChaCha!You: hey jeremyJeremyW: Hello, how may I help you today?You: can you teach me how to have sex, please?You: I want to pleasure my partnerJeremyW: Sure, one moment please while I look for that informationYou: kYou: thanksYou: whats your favourite sports team?JeremyW: tennessee volunteers!You: oh, coolYou: heard they have a decent football teamJeremyW: damn straight they do You: are you allowed to swear?JeremyW: apparentlyJeremyW: You: soYou: can you teach me how to have sex, jeremy?You: me and my partner want to learn some different positionsJeremyW: I thought you didnt know how to have sex, that's what I was getting for youJeremyW: you want information on positions?You: hello...You: yes pleaseYou: sorryJeremyW: Do these results match the information that you were looking for?You: yes thankyou so much?JeremyW: Excellent! Is there anything else I can find for you today?You: is anal better than oral?JeremyW: I like oral betterYou: awesomeJeremyW: Indeed You: what if the woman has braces?You: does it hurt? \JeremyW: Dunno, I've never ran into that.You: whats the best girl youve ever had?JeremyW: what do you mean?You: hottest girl youve ever had sex with..You: mine has a hairy ball sack..JeremyW: A girl I used to work with named amandaYou: how was her ass?JeremyW: Best you ever seen in your life.You: niceYou: good talking to you dudeJeremyW: Yes it was You: thanksJeremyW: Nice talking to you, be sure to rate me JeremyW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.Status: Session ended.</div>Jeremy for the win!

 

[Pacers fan forever]

Re: Great website!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rok @ Jan 5 2007, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I decided to see what this was all about and the chick ignored me.Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: JenniferVJenniferV: Welcome to ChaCha!JenniferV: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.You: I was told come on this siteYou: so you some kind of bot or a actual person?JenniferV: HOw can I assist your search today?JenniferV: I am an actual person - You: you can search anything?JenniferV: anything that is not offensive or distastefulYou: so your like a living, breathing googleJenniferV: CorrectYou: or do you just use google when searching?JenniferV: noYou: so its from your mind?JenniferV: somewhatYou: thats insaneYou: I see dan marino lost 22 lbs to my rightYou: what team did he play for in the nflYou: do you need google's help?You: this search engine sucksYou: its like 5 minutes...changed guides and rated Jennifer Bad!Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: StephanieYStephanieY: Welcome to ChaCha!You: HelloStephanieY: hello what can I find for you today?You: GodStephanieY: please be more specificYou: Is he real?StephanieY: one moment I will find you informaation on GodYou: What's your opinion on the matter?StephanieY: yes I believe he is realYou: My faith is restored.You: Do you think I can walk on water now?StephanieY: Are these results sufficient?You: what's sufficientYou: when you cant breatheStephanieY: are they good enough or would you like more?You: they suckYou: google gives me like a thousand options in 1 secondStephanieY: well what else would you like infomation about?You: BBWStephanieY: what is bbw?You: a websiteYou: http://www.bball-world.net/forum/index.php?act=idxYou: can you guide me on to hack?StephanieY: hack the website?You: yesStephanieY: no im sorryYou: why?You: that site promotes child abuseStephanieY: its about basketballYou: thats just a coverStephanieY: is there anything else I can help myou with today?You: you join and they brainwashStephanieY: ok well have a good dayStephanieY: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.Status: Session ended.Got kind of stale, but's fun to waste time on when your bored.</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: You're good :happy0144:

 

[coyn3burglar]

Re: Great website!

Status: Connected to guide: dianncdiannc: Welcome to ChaCha!You: hellodiannc: Thank you for using ChaCha!Status: Session ended.wtf..

 

[coyn3burglar]

Re: Great website!

I think I just got banned from the site...for asking what rok asked, if I could walk on water. This is retarded."Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution@chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site. We appreciate your feedback. Thank you."