Greg's Powerful Thoughts - NBA 2k9 Commercial

[ppilot]

Check out these commercials by Greg.....seriously he just looks at the camera and I start cracking up.

http://www.theotherseason.com/#/odensPowerfulThoughts


PS. Looks like he has a nice house.

 

[BrianFromWA]

"Forget 24.7, you gotta work like....26/9."

 

[Miksaid]

I'd like to add that Greg is an absolute MONSTER in NBA 2k9. Pretty much everything within 7 ft of the basket goes in (so far in All-Star difficulty). My Blazers are 5-2 and the opening schedule is fairly difficult. I probably would have lost all my games if it wasn't for Greg.

 

[BrianFromWA]

I've found the opposite. I'm a new gamer, but I can't buy a dunk with Oden.

Batum, otoh, dunks like Jordan. And Roy's pretty money too.

 

[ehizzy3]

he looks high lol

 

[Miksaid]

Well I didn't say dunks exactly. Dunks, in general, in NBA 2k9 are fairly difficult. Oden dunks more frequently then any other player but it's still hard to do with any regularity. What I meant was that anything he throws up within 7ft of the basket is money... whether it's through dunks or layups or hook shots.

If you want a secret weapon, I've found that Brent Barry will make any 3 so long as he has an inch of daylight. My roommate has been destroying anyone and everyone with Brent Barry. It's almost not fair.... it isn't. Our games are tight but Yao does a good job of neutralizing Oden and McGrady, Artest, and Brent are too much too handle. Dammit!

 

[THE HCP]

You guys need to get girlfriends and move out of your mom's basement, NOW!

 

[VenomXL]

You guys need to get girlfriends and move out of your mom's basement, NOW!

So, um, did you miss the memo about not all gamers being shut-in virgins who are allergic to the sun?

 

[THE HCP]

So, um, did you miss the memo about not all gamers being shut-in virgins who are allergic to the sun?

No. I think that definition is right on.

 

[VenomXL]

No. I think that definition is right on.

Whatever, you're just jealous because I get all the ladies with my level 70 Night Elf Hunter.

 

[THE HCP]

Whatever, you're just jealous because I get all the ladies with my level 70 Night Elf Hunter.

HAHAHAHAHA! That is actually very funny. I just laughed when I read that even though I don't know what that is.

 

[THE HCP]

Whatever, you're just jealous because I get all the ladies with my level 70 Night Elf Hunter.

I can just imagine the reaction of a hot chick when you walk up to her and say, " Do you know i have a 70 Night Elf Hunter?" I'm sure they love that. Can you say 40 Year Old Virgin?

 

[Natebishop3]

Purples make panties drop. True story.

 

[VenomXL]

"I hope you have a big trunk because I'm gonna put my bike in it."

 

[MaxaMillion711]

You guys need to get girlfriends and move out of your mom's basement, NOW!

like the dude in my sig...heh

 

[Tortimer]

Hey wait a minute I have a level 70 Night Elf Hunter in WoW and I look like the guy in MaxaMillion711 signature. I don't have a basement and am married though.

I loved that episode from South Park about WoW. I think that is where you got the Signature MaxaMillion711?

 

[mook]

When I think about how much time I've wasted on this board, I'm reminded of a certain SNL skit:

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http://www.myvideo.de/watch/127096

William Shatner: You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!

[ a crowd of shocked and dismayed Trekkies.... ]

I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?

[ to "Ears" ] You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?

[ "Ears" hangs his head ]

I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't watch television! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a TV show dammit, IT'S JUST A TV SHOW!

Charlie: Are- are you saying then that we should pay more attention to the movies?

William Shatner: NO!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING AT ALL!!! HEY, YOU GUYS ARE... THE LAMEST BUNCH... I'VE NEVER SEEN... [ walks away from podium ] I can't believe these people... I mean, I really can't understand what's....

[ Emcee argues with Shatner off-mike, shoves him, Shatner shoves back harder.... ]

Second Emcee: Uh... that was William Shatner, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, I'd like to remind you Trekkers that we have some fine refreshments from all over the galaxy... Coke, Diet Coke, Bubble Up, Orange, I believe. We....

[ Meanwhile, Emcee waves the contract in front of Shatner, who then reluctantly returns to the podium.... ]

William Shatner: Of course, that speech was a "re-creation" of the "Evil Captain Kirk" from um... Episode, um... [ Emcee whispers ] THIRTY-SEVEN... uhh... called... [ another whisper ] "The Enemy Within."

[ Trekkies get happy, applaud ]

William Shatner: Yuh, Yuh, so thank you... and, and... Live Long and Prosper...

[ Trekkies make Vulcan "peace sign".... ]