Gross Stuff

[Memphology]

What is some gross stuff you do/have done?</p>

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I do this joke on friends where I unzip my pants, pull my ball skin out(doesnt hurt at all) walk up to somebody and go "damnit, I sat in some gum".</p>

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Its funny when they find out it isnt gum </p>

 

[GMJ]

I watched the Redskins-Giants game today and caught myself rooting for the Giants. Something just doesn't sit right with me </p>

 

[Mamba]

I've thought about doing a chick up the butt, had the opportunity to but I didn't, thank God I didn't. I was tipsy when I had the opportunity.</p>

I love when chicks play with my balls...is that nasty? I love it.</p>

 

[Dark Hero]

Well once I tasted dog food.It's really nasty but I ended up with 50 dollars.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

I found a dead bee in 1st grade, ground it up, and ate it. Yup.</p>

 

[Mamba]

I peed in a water bottle once and threw it on my friend. Never talked to him again.</p>

 

[pegs]

i pooped out green a few times. like really green, almost color of the grass green. it was after eating captain crunch with this special edition powder stuff that turned milk green. it was crazy.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

I came in a water bottle that this douche bag wanted me to get for him. He drank it. Still doesn't know.</p>

 

[Dark Hero]

Threw a rotten egg at my grandma.She never knew it was me.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Wow. That's not cool </p>

 

[NTC]

Made out with a fat chick.

 

[Master Shake]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NTC)</div><div class='quotemain'>Made out with a fat chick.</div></p>

Hey, fat girls need loving to, More cushin for the pushin.</p>

I once told a girl I was done, then she took it out of her mouth, then I came all over her face. I didn't kiss ger or look at her after.</p>

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[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

or look at her after.</p>

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now THAT is the funniest part of this post! Bravo, sir.</p>

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