Growing family

[Mediocre Man]

The MM's are about to welcome two bundles of joy into their home. 13 year old Michael and 14 year old Stella.

Michael is a beautiful boy who has some addiction issues and Stella is a lovely young woman who has been a bit permescuous.

We look forward to the challenge of guiding these two to adulthood.

This will be the first Hispanic child, and fifth African American child, so there is a good chance I will revisit this thread for perspective from time to time

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"Hey kids, want to listen to some Pitbull?"

 

[Mediocre Man]

"Hey kids, want to listen to some Pitbull?"

Oh dear God, what have I done?

 

[magnifier661]

The MM's are about to welcome two bundles of joy into their home. 13 year old Michael and 14 year old Stella.

Michael is a beautiful boy who has some addiction issues and Stella is a lovely young woman who has been a bit permescuous.

We look forward to the challenge of guiding these two to adulthood.

This will be the first Hispanic child, and fifth African American child, so there is a good chance I will revisit this thread for perspective from time to time

Wow that's awesome bro! Congrats and kudos for having such a big heart!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Wow that's awesome bro! Congrats and kudos for having such a big heart!

No kudos needed. They are the ones who deserve the kudos. They are now living with a guy who has half a brain.

Seriously, they're the ones that have been through a lot.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Oh dear God, what have I done?

Are you a foster parent through the state or is this a church program?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Are you a foster parent through the state or is this a church program?

Church. We got certified for foster parenting in Oregon before we left, but realized it wasnt for us. This is the same situation as last time. Only no siblings, and no where else to go

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Church. We got certified for foster parenting in Oregon before we left, but realized it wasnt for us. This is the same situation as last time. Only no siblings, and no where else to go

That's great! Nice job!

 

[magnifier661]

That's great! Nice job!

Yeah it's awesome

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yeah it's awesome

I'm a little worried since MM is such a big Woody Allen fan.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm a little worried since MM is such a big Woody Allen fan.

Really?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Really?

No, not really. I was trying to make a subtle joke that he is going to bang Stella once she turns 18 but you just ruined that.

Thanks.

 

[Mediocre Man]

No, not really. I was trying to make a subtle joke that he is going to bang Stella once she turns 18 but you just ruined that.

Thanks.

Ya, I dont even like Woody Allen. Iliked the joke though

 

[MARIS61]

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

No, not really. I was trying to make a subtle joke that he is going to bang Stella once she turns 18 but you just ruined that.

Thanks.

You ruined it.

 

[Eastoff]

Does this mean you'll step up your racist jokes since you have more 'i'm not racist because...' Cred again?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You ruined it.

No, you ruined it.

 

[barfo]

Someone left the joke out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
It took so long to make it

barfo

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

No, you ruined it.

I know you are but what am I?

And, I'll ruin this nice thread right now. MM is like a racist Woody Allen who is afraid of jail. He makes sure and gets brown kids so he won't touch them.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And, I'll ruin this nice thread right now. MM is like a racist Woody Allen who is afraid of jail. He makes sure and gets brown kids so he won't touch them.

WTF?!?

 

[riverman]

The MM's are about to welcome two bundles of joy into their home. 13 year old Michael and 14 year old Stella.

Michael is a beautiful boy who has some addiction issues and Stella is a lovely young woman who has been a bit permescuous.

We look forward to the challenge of guiding these two to adulthood.

This will be the first Hispanic child, and fifth African American child, so there is a good chance I will revisit this thread for perspective from time to time

Very cool, commendable MM..! Both my parents were raised in orphanages during the Dust Bowl days. To take in teens is a rare thing, they usually get ignored in the system with folks wanting toddlers to adopt. Again, congrats to you and your family!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

WTF?!?

You started it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You started it.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Awwwwww panda

 

[Mediocre Man]

I know you are but what am I?

And, I'll ruin this nice thread right now. MM is like a racist Woody Allen who is afraid of jail. He makes sure and gets brown kids so he won't touch them.

3 square meals a day, free medical care, exercise daily, cable, no traffic.....what's not to like about jail?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

3 square meals a day, free medical care, exercise daily, cable, no traffic.....what's not to like about jail?

You forgot that other thing, unless you put it in with exercise.

 

[Mediocre Man]

You forgot that other thing, unless you put it in with exercise.

Regiment to keep me and my ADHD on track?

 

[Mediocre Man]

First full night.

Well, this is interesting.

 

[Eastoff]

First full night.

Well, this is interesting.

Withdrawal?

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

First full night.

Well, this is interesting.

Just put on mtv, kids love mtv and their rap music!