Guess that line

[TheFreshPrince]

Okay i got an idea. Someone post a funny lines from movies. Then everybody else guess's at which movie the line is from. If someone guesses wrong, or nobody take a guess in a while, post snother line fromthe same movie.

I'll start.

Dude 1"Be quiet ok, you might wake up roommates"

Dude 2 "You mean your parents?"

Dude 1 "Yeah same thing"

 

[Run BJM]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Dude 1"Be quiet ok, you might wake up roommates"

Dude 2 "You mean your parents?"

Dude 1 "Yeah same thing"</div>

Grandma's Boy (?)

Here's and easy one:

"Would you boys like some more SLOPPY JOES!? I made 'em extra sloppy just how you like 'em!"

"Lady you're scarin' us!"

*everyone present laughs obnoxiously loud*

 

[TheFreshPrince]

Yup
Billy Madison

Edit, the one who gets it right, gets to say the next line

"I my be a virgin, but i'll f*** you up"

 

[Sex Panther]

40 year old virgin.

“Oh, my God! Oh, my God! My twin brother has been shot! I think it was an Asian gang or something! There was this guy. He looked Asian, and he was speaking another language. I’m pretty sure it was…Asian.”

 

[Really Lost One]

^ white castle? i dont know, i give up

 

[TheFreshPrince]

Yeah idk either

 

[dunksworth]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting authentiq:</div><div class="quote_post">?Oh, my God! Oh, my God! My twin brother has been shot! I think it was an Asian gang or something! There was this guy. He looked Asian, and he was speaking another language. I?m pretty sure it was?Asian.?

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Funny line, but not so funny movie...... Cable Guy.


?The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it ?San Diego,? which in German means ?whale?s vagina.??

 

[TheFreshPrince]

doesnt it mean Saint Diego

No thats not right.

Awesome, Achorman is like the funniest movies ever.

Next Line
"Why dont you just change your name"
"Why should i change, He's the one who sucks"

 

[dunksworth]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting TheFreshPrince:</div><div class="quote_post">Next Line
"Why dont you just change your name"
"Why should i change, He's the one who sucks"</div>
Classic line, and classic movie!!... Office Space.... haha Michael Bolton. There's just way too many lines from that film. I can't believe I forgot to add that movie to my all-time favourites list.

Next line:
"Hey guys. Big gulps, huh? Alright, well see ya later"

 

[TheFreshPrince]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting dunksworth:</div><div class="quote_post">
Next line:
"Hey guys. Big gulps, huh? Alright, well see ya later"</div>

great line from legendary movie "dumb and dumber" right

alright probably the last post from me in this thread

" Ugh, i think i chipped my tooth"

"How do you think i feel? somebody bit me in the forehead."

 

[Mamba]

Dumb and Dumberer??

Si vis pacem, para bellum. If you want peace, prepare for war.

 

[Mamba]

Ya'll give up?

 

[Mamba]

Si vis pacem, para bellum.

If you want peace, prepare for war.

The Punisher.

 

[TheFreshPrince]

^^thats not funny at all

 

[Mamba]

Why does it have to be funny? (I just read the first post) Why can't it be any line? Half the lines posted aren't funny.

 

[TheFreshPrince]

^^the first post says funny lines, and all of these lines are pretty funny if youve seen the movies.

 

[Shard]

Agreed.

Here's one...

"It was the summer before 9th grade, and there was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface, and of course the lovable Old James... hold on, wait a minute... Old James... Old James wasn't there... I don't even know nobody named Old James."

 

[Voodoo Child]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Shard:</div><div class="quote_post">Agreed.

Here's one...

"It was the summer before 9th grade, and there was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface, and of course the lovable Old James... hold on, wait a minute... Old James... Old James wasn't there... I don't even know nobody named Old James."</div>

Half Baked... vintage Chappelle... I'd spot that **** from a mile away...

"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer."

^ Might not be that funny to anyone else, but I've heard so much **** in my time about how people underestimate the athleticism it takes to be a soccer player, and how soccer players are better athletes than basketball players, blah blah blah... so I cracked up at that one...