K here it goes:I was on AIM and was about to head out to my friends - so I get this IM from "ballahollic" and they start talkin to me. Eventually they give me his phone number and tell me to call Tony because they thought I was somone else. So I get an idea to later call tony and I put the number in my cell.So I go out, and on my way to my friends I get bored - So I decide to call tony and just wing some random conversation. I call him and he picks up - theres loud music in the background so hes like hold on let me go outside. I start talkin to him as if I'm his friend, and evidently I sound exactly like his friend. (I sounded like myself, but with a little twangy "was goin on nigga, we smokin dat weed ta night" kinda tone). So hes like oh hey - "did you want me to pick you up?" I tell him Yeah come pick me up - so he's like ok first we gotta pick up some food and than I'll come pick you up. So I hang up. ***He goes to eat - than goes to his friends house which is a 15 minute drive - he knocks on his friends door, and his friend comes out in pajamas and none of them know whats going on - so Tony is confused, and so is that kid. So Tony leaves, and he still doesn't know who called him.***The new partLater on that night around 1:00 AM - I was coming back home from my party and Ifigured why not call Tony again since there was nothing else to do...So I call him, and I guess he had already got home:SO I start talkin to him again and I tell him "It's Brett", which is a totally made up name - it turns out Brett is actually one of his good friends that he always talks to. So anyway, I keep the act going and I ask him how was the party - he says it wasnt that good - than I ask him some more questions if he smoked, or if he got some pussy - he gave this nice long explanation on how "you know what would happen" if he did sh*t with other girls. (other than Melanie) (good man, tony haha) - so anyway he starts asking about me - hes like "did you end up going to shane's" - I told him no. Here's where I start loosening up on my act - I tried to get him to realize it was me...(it didnt work cause he's a dumbass)Oh Yeah - I forgot to mention - in that conversation somewhere he told me about the drive he had to make to pick up his friend - and I also called him a "fatass donut boy."Ok anyway - I tell him that I went up to Detroit to hang out with some friends at Wayne State University (hoping that he would recognize Wayne State University, cause I think some of you know what college I go to) - than I went further in saying that I hung out with a couple of friends I knew...Eslam (which is my name), and some kid Jason...(Hoping that he would recognize the name, but the dumbass didn't know my name - so that messed up)...so the convo went on and he said he had to go get online, and than probably go to sleep.I was like "Oh Yeah BB-Dubz" - and he laughed and was like What?? - and I'm like you kno that BBW - Mr. BALL - A - HOLL-IC - and he was like WTH Who is this!!?? lmao so he kept asking, and I was like what are you too embarassed? (cause he did that last time Rashad called him lol) - eventually I told him it was me and he was bitching about how I made him drive 15 mins lol. He told me I better send him 15 milkyways to compensate...F*ck that! lolThat's the whole story.
