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SlyPokerDog is so old I told him to act his own age, and he died.

SlyPokerDog is so old his social security number is 1!

SlyPokerDog is old that when he was in school there was no history class.

SlyPokerDog is so old he has a picture of Moses in his yearbook.

SlyPokerDog is so old, his last name was "Osaurus".

SlyPokerDog is so old, he took his drivers test on a dinosaur.

SlyPokerDog is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

SlyPokerDog is so old that archaeologists found ancient pottery in her vagina (I decided not to edit this one or it would be ruined)

SlyPokerDog is so old, he used to baby-sit Yoda.

SlyPokerDog is so old he doesn't have a camel toe he has a chicken gizard.

SlyPokerDog is so old, his memory is in black and white

SlyPokerDog is so old he knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

SlyPokerDog is so old he sued Google for naming there search engine after her age.

SlyPokerDog is so old, he farts dust
 

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