Event HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEDIOCRE MAN!

[Mediocre Man]

This is now the umpteenth year no one has wished me happy birthday on June 30th. I bitched last year in HCP's birthday thread, but not this. So, to summarize, fuck all of you.

 

[santeesioux]

Happy birthday

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I like turtles.

 

[Aly]

Happy Birthday MM! May you get enough more to see the Blazers compete for a title.

 

[BonesJones]

You went Full Kingspeed with the "Give Me Attention" thread. Never go Full Kingspeed.

 

[julius]

you attention whore.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

I was told if i came to this thread there would be free punch and pi.

 

[Chris Craig]

Happy Birthday

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

So its ok for someone to say fuck you to people that didnt wish hcp a happy birthday either?

 

[e_blazer]

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/the-official-i-hope-mediocre-man-is-ok-thread.279344/

But, yeah, happy birthday belatedly you crotchety old fart.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

So much for the new and improved Mediocre Man. Same old shit, different day.....

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

You're 3 months late on my bday BJ, MM.

Not a single damned person wished me a happy bday this year.

For all those that talk about KS being an attention whore...

 

[rasheedfan2005]

I hate all of you even if you figure out my birthday.

 

[ripcityboy]

Happy F-in birthday! I don't even celebrate mine any more. ( sniff) People are too busy with their damn Twitter and YouTube and friggin Facebook. I bet you guys don't even like me!


Mommmmy!!!!

 

[1eyejack]

Happy 29th

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Happy Birthday MM!

 

[Chris Craig]

Here is your present

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Happy birthday!

I hope you have a ....mediocre one.

 

[e_blazer]

Happy F-in birthday! I don't even celebrate mine any more. ( sniff) People are too busy with their damn Twitter and YouTube and friggin Facebook. I bet you guys don't even like me!


Mommmmy!!!!

Who are you again?

 

[ripcityboy]

Who are you again?

Mitch Cumstein

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Dear MM,

We all chipped in to buy you a vacuum for your bday.

Signed,

S2

 

[e_blazer]

Dear MM,

We all chipped in to buy you a vacuum for your bday.

Signed,

S2

You left out the picture:

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Happy F-in birthday! I don't even celebrate mine any more. ( sniff) People are too busy with their damn Twitter and YouTube and friggin Facebook. I bet you guys don't even like me!


Mommmmy!!!!

You're my best friend!

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Here is your present

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I didnt know @SlyPokerDog was still dressing in drag!?!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

You left out the picture:

One, I dunno if that provides a BJ.

Two, that doesn't look like it helps much in cleaning up sand.

 

[Hobbesarable]

I didnt know @SlyPokerDog was still dressing in drag!?!

Sly, I didn't know you took your nutrisystem diet to the extreme.

 

[ripcityboy]

You're my best friend!

Jeez. It was a joke. I'm fine people.

P.S. But I really don't celebrate my birthday though. It is in two weeks. I just think after you reach a certain age it's meaningless.

 

[PDXFonz]

Happy birthday, ya bastard!

 

[Chris Craig]

Jeez. It was a joke. I'm fine people.

P.S. But I really don't celebrate my birthday though. It is in two weeks. I just think after you reach a certain age it's meaningless.

After 21 there is nothing left but waiting to get old and die

 

[ripcityboy]

After 21 there is nothing left but waiting to get old and die

It is fun to debate music with millennials though. As you lose your sex drive and testosterone, your only satisfaction is knowing your bands actually rocked.

(Cough Cough)