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my buddy made around a million dollars selling a ghost hunting phone app.

theres a sucker born every minute.
 
I was sleeping on a friends couch one night, when I woke up out of a sound sleep. My spine exploded in a shiver, and I turned slowly and looked over my shoulder. A shadowy black figure walked out of a wall from one side of the room, stopped in the middle of the room, turned stared right at me, with red eyes. I just sat there looking at it, caught off guard. Then as if it decided I was no longer interesting, turned, walked the rest of the way across the room, and disappeared into the wall. I shit you not.
 
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I was sleeping on a friends couch one night, when I woke up out of a sound sleep. My spine exploded in a shiver, and I turned slowly and looked over my shoulder. A shadowy black figure walked out of a wall from one side of the room, stopped in the middle of the room, turned stared right at me, with red eyes. I just sat there looking at it, caught off guard. Then as if it decided I was no longer interesting, turned, walked the rest of the way across the toom, and disappeared into the wall. I shit you not.

That was your soul after you voted Hillary; time has no meaning as a ghost.

I kid, I kid... :) I love ghost stories :)
 
Here was my costume for tonight.

I just sang Billy Ocean's "Lover Boy".
 
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Why do you think I go out of my way to be hated? Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name.
 
SlyPokerDog, did someone really send you that? Or is it a spoof?

Don't feel bad, they probably feel the same about the Hillary Clinton sign in my window. Not to mention three cats!
 
SlyPokerDog, did someone really send you that? Or is it a spoof?

Don't feel bad, they probably feel the same about the Hillary Clinton sign in my window. Not to mention three cats!

 

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