Has Anyone Ever Really Met Denny?

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Is he a real person? A bot? Maybe he's many different people all working for a collective. Maybe he's not really a he but a she.

So just who the hell is this Denny?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Collective? Sounds kinda socialist.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i think he is the sole heir to the norwegian fishery consortium

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I heard he was a shadow.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

StoryTeller met Denny a few years back at the Las Vegas summer league.

 

[santeesioux]

I have it on good authority that Denny is a Cylon.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

im pretty sure denny is a dumpy, balding but long haired nerd with greasy skin, glasses, and an extensive comic book collection

 

[THE HCP]

He's like Charlie from Charlie's Angels or the next door neighbor from Home Improvement!

 

[MARIS61]

StoryTeller met Denny a few years back at the Las Vegas summer league.

If you can believe a guy named StoryTeller.

I've eaten at a few of Denny's chain diners. Decent grub for the price, but not much substance to it.

 

[THE HCP]

Here's what he looks like.........

 

[jlprk]

Satellite imagery of a tobacco farm next to the stinky cattle farms on the Chicago outskirts shows hills of manure interspersed with hills of gold coins.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I've eaten at a few of Denny's chain diners. Decent grub for the price, but not much substance to it.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

I'm old enough to get a 5% discount from Denny.

 

[BrianFromWA]

I don't know, but the IP address says "Downtown Minneapolis!" :MARIS61:

 

[MARIS61]

I don't know, but the IP address says "Downtown Minneapolis!" :MARIS61:

Isn't that where MIXUM lives?

 

[barfo]

Denny is a black light poster of a pink unicorn leaping over a rainbow. The unicorn is smiling.

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

Denny is pissed they took Boston Legal off the air.

But do enjoy the discounts at my diners.

 

[jlprk]

Your employees don't like you. I told the waitress that I know you and she added 30% to my bill.

 

[Denny Crane]

Your employees don't like you. I told the waitress that I know you and she added 30% to my bill.

I told her to spit on your food, too.

 

[barfo]

I told her to spit on your food, too.

At Denny's, that's not really something you need to spell out, is it?

barfo

 

[Haakzilla]

Denny is a black light poster of a pink unicorn leaping over a rainbow. The unicorn is smiling.

barfo

...which one of these best represents this black light poster?!

 

[The_Lillard_King]

A little secret about this site: Denny is MIXUM

 

[ABM]

Your employees don't like you. I told the waitress that I know you and she added 30% to my bill.

My fiance's daughter used to work for a pizza chain whereas the owner had a blanket restraining order against him from each of his female employees. Apparently, he's a heavy alcoholic and would periodically go into any one of his restaurants and harass his own hired help...specifically, the females. The general restraining order was then served. Hard to believe the business is as successful as it is. He must have people running it for him.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

herman cain?

 

[ABM]

herman cain?

No, but what a friggin classic response!

 

[PapaG]

herman cain?

AHAHAHAHA!!!

Well done!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i think denny is secretly a woman, a dirty stinking cootie monster

 

[Denny Crane]

i think denny is secretly a woman, a dirty stinking cootie monster

You're confusing me with Minstal.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

no im confusing you with menstrual

 

[Denny Crane]

He's the dirty stinking cootie monster.

And he's secretly a woman.

You described him perfectly.

 

[ABM]

You're confusing me with Minstal.

Are you referring to Minstrel?