HCP to miss upcoming road trip!

[THE HCP]

"THE" will have surgery to reduce the size of his cock! He felt sorry for all the honeys out there. He will miss the upcoming 4-game road trip starting in NYC. Contact Blazers.com to replace him.

 

[Denny Crane]

"THE" HCP

 

[The_Lillard_King]

"THE" will have surgery to reduce the size of his cock! He felt sorry for all the honeys out there. He will miss the upcoming 4-game road trip starting in NYC. Contact Blazers.com to replace him.

While they are it, can they do something about that ego of yours?

 

[THE HCP]

"THE" HCP

You my friend are funny.......... (for a rich guy)

 

[julius]

"THE" will have surgery to reduce the size of his cock! He felt sorry for all the honeys out there. He will miss the upcoming 4-game road trip starting in NYC. Contact Blazers.com to replace him.

You can't make a penny any smaller.

 

[drexlersdad]

If by cock you mean man tits I might believe you.

 

[Denny Crane]

You my friend are funny.......... (for a rich guy)

That I am.

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[The Sebastian Express]

I have a joke but it may be too rude, and that makes me sad.

 

[MARIS61]

I have a joke but it may be too rude, and that makes me sad.

Certainly wouldn't want to offend anybody.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Be gentle with "The" HCP....he is half Polish, and tends to confuse milimeters with inches!

 

[LOTBfan]

give me some, if only mine was an inch longer, it would be twice as big!

 

[Eastoff]

Did anyone else notice that Nate will miss this road trip too. Sounds like "THE" newly weds are taking a honeymoon to me.

 

[barfo]

I have a joke but it may be too rude, and that makes me sad.

You are the other gender, no? We expect you to laugh at penises. Especially HCP's. Fire away.

barfo

 

[The Sebastian Express]

I was just going to say I was surprised he could even find it under that gut, so it must have been pretty damn big.

 

[ABM]

I have a joke but it may be too rude, and that makes me sad.

Missed seeing you last night. How come you didn't show up?

 

[The Sebastian Express]

I was unaware I was supposed to show up anywhere!

 

[ABM]

I was unaware I was supposed to show up anywhere!

Communication breakdowns suck.

 

[santeesioux]

Huh?

 

[maxiep]

"THE" will have surgery to reduce the size of his cock! He felt sorry for all the honeys out there. He will miss the upcoming 4-game road trip starting in NYC. Contact Blazers.com to replace him.

Funny. I wonder why the physicians are calling it a "microfracture procedure"?

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

"THE" Huge Cock Person?

 

[DaRizzle]

I was just going to say I was surprised he could even find it under that gut, so it must have been pretty damn big.

lol your joke is appreciated

 

[barfo]

"THE" Huge Cock Person?

Either that or "THE" Has Chipmunk Penis.

barfo

 

[THE HCP]

There is a lot of hate in this thread, I thought you guys were my peeps.

 

[DaRizzle]

There is a lot of hate in this thread, I thought you guys were my peeps.

lol all in good fun....you know you were asking for it!

 

[Moo2K4]

You can't make a penny any smaller.

A dime is smaller in terms of mass, it's just worth more.

 

[number 10]

He felt sorry for all the honeys out there.

Cutting off half of it still won't stop you from giving them herpes...

 

[THE HCP]

lol all in good fun....you know you were asking for it!

It's not my fault I was cursed with this thing.

 

[barfo]

It's not my fault I was cursed with this thing.

"THE" Half Cursed Penis

barfo

 

[THE HCP]

"THE" Half Cursed Penis

barfo

Denny, this is my new name! ASAP!

 

[ABM]

A dime is smaller in terms of mass, it's just worth more.

That's the adage I keep banking on.