Hearing that Kanter is out for Game 4

[stampedehero]

Meyers should accidently fall down near near jockic and accidently grab his crotch and accidently yank really hard

A simple pre planned opposition ankle injury is all we need.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Meyers should accidently fall down near near jockic and accidently grab his crotch and accidently yank really hard

Its all the accidentals that make this post an instant classic! Im sure that was an accident too though. Lol

 

[SportsAndWhine]

A simple pre planned opposition ankle injury is all we need.

It’d be nicer if Meyers could sneak onto the Houston bench and do that to Durant instead

 

[Orion Bailey]

It’d be nicer if Meyers could sneak onto the Houston bench and do that to Durant instead

He isn't playing in this series anyhow. Ship him down to Texas for game four!

 

[Jade Falcon]

Jock Itch is going to absolutely destroy Meyers. God dammit all.

I'm with some of you: I'd much rather see Skal out there. He at least seems to have good feet and balance, something Meyers has always lacked.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Jock Itch is going to absolutely destroy Meyers. God dammit all.

I'm with some of you: I'd much rather see Skal out there. He at least seems to have good feet and balance, something Meyers has always lacked.

Meyers needs to take one for the team and just kick Jock Itch in the balls right during the opening tip.

 

[BBert]

Meyers should accidently fall down near near jockic and accidently grab his crotch and accidently yank really hard

When a player is falling the normal basketball play is to grab onto the nearest object to help break his fall.

Sounds legit to me.

 

[BBert]

JockItch LOL

 

[Orion Bailey]

Meyers needs to take one for the team and just kick Jock Itch in the balls right during the opening tip.

Announcers:

Anderson: "And we are all set for the tip off."

Mchale: "Myles Leotard lines up next to Joker. And the ball is in the air ...and Joker extend...OH MY!~"

Anderson: "Joker is down! Joker is down!...."

Mchale: "When Joker jumped for the tip... Myles knelt down and punched Joker in...in the privates!!!"

Anderson: "......a scuffle is commencing....oh no....I have neve...."

McHale: "The players are being separated and no other punches were thrown, as it seems this was a well crafted plan to start the game!!!...."

Anderson: "....Ladies and Gentlemen, I am stunned and have never witnessed anything like this in all my years..."

Mchale: "I'm sure Myles will be ejected and fined. How many games he will miss, we don't know."

Anderson: "He has hardly played this series, but just made his money in one swift act. Portland should be embarrassed by this act."



Meanwhile, Olshey is fielding calls left and right in his office, from agents of players who want to play with the newly crowned bad boys instead of against them.

Now. How do we talk Meyers into selling his soul for the greater, long term good of the Blazers organization?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Now. How do we talk Meyers into selling his soul for the greater, long term good of the Blazers organization?

Tell him we'll let him play shooting guard for our summer league team.

 

[BBert]

[Meyers in Stallone voice]

Jock Itch is a fungus.

(snarly face)

And I'm the cure.

 

[GoBlazersGo]

[Meyers in Stallone voice]

Jock Itch is a fungus.

(snarly face)

And I'm the cure.

"I'm here to chew bubblegum and [eradicate fungus]... AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM!"

 

[Orion Bailey]

"I'm here to chew bubblegum and [eradicate fungus]... AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM!"

Say Hello do Ma Lil Friend!!!!!!

 

[LayneStaley]

I don’t think anyone knows except Enes and Stotts but if I had to bet on it I’d say he plays today.

 

[handiman]

Say Hello do Ma Lil Friend!!!!!!

Who do we have to sleep with to get that substituted for the Biofreeze patches for one game??

 

[Jade Falcon]

Say Hello do Ma Lil Friend!!!!!!

That would be savage as fuck if Walgreens sponsored tonights game with a Jock Itch advertisement.

I wouldn't stop laughing for decades.

 

[tykendo]

Say Hello do Ma Lil Friend!!!!!!

Maybe Meyers can put that of that on his Utility Belt.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Maybe Meyers can put that of that on his Utility Belt.

Na na na na... na na na na... Bat Meyers!

 

[Natebishop3]

All of you saying to punch him in the nuts.... thats a temporary pain. I say have Sly steal his woman. He will go full Roy Hibbert and their franchise will collapse.

 

[wizenheimer]

Na na na na... na na na na... Bat Meyers!

that's only half the na's needed...no damn shortcuts....this is the playoffs

 

[wizenheimer]

will it be Doris Burke or Mchale?

I know Scott Foster is the lead official...yuck

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I know Scott Foster is the lead official...yuck

Hopefully he's bet on the Blazers.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Hopefully he's bet on the Blazers.

Depends on if he bet straight up or the spread though....

 

[kingslayer]

will it be Doris Burke or Mchale?

Wonder why we keep getting stuck with this crew. I'd rather have Marv Dementia Albert and Chris Webber at this point.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wonder why we keep getting stuck with this crew. I'd rather have Marv Dimensia Albert and Chris Webber at this point.

Next round.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Next round.

Cool. Something to look forward to....

 

[BBert]

Say Hello do Ma Lil Friend!!!!!!

That would look good on a sign. I'd love to see someone holding that on TV

 

[beast blazer]

Who do we have to sleep with to get that substituted for the Biofreeze patches for one game??

Jody allen

 

[stampedehero]

It’d be nicer if Meyers could sneak onto the Houston bench and do that to Durant instead

He should wear a mask so no one knows it's him hahahha.

 

[handiman]

Jody allen

That has perks.