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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at a Los Angeles mall?
A: Thirty shoppers were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: What’s the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has an active living culture.
Q: How do you confuse a Los Angeles resident?
A: You can't, they were born that way.
Q: How do you make UCLA cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: What should you do if you find three Lakers fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between a Lakers’ basketball player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
I'm not saying Lakers basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for the home opening game. The rest will dress themselves.