Hellen Keller Jokes

[The Captain]

A little mean, but funny none the less.Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell in a well?A: Screamed her hands offQ: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?A: If your name was UGHHAEHHAHH, you'd run away too.Q: How did Helen Keller's parents play a prank on her?A: They glue a doorknob to a wall.

 

[ChuckTheD]

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?Because she was a woman.

 

[TheAnalyst]

Why did HK wear tight pants?So people could read her lips.

 

[The Truth]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheAnalyst @ Mar 24 2007, 08:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Why did HK wear tight pants?So people could read her lips.</div>That was the best one yet

 

[DaBridge'07]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ChuckTheD @ Mar 24 2007, 09:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?Because she was a woman.</div> :HAHAHA:

 

[Justice]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Captain @ Mar 24 2007, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Q: How did Helen Keller's parents play a prank on her?</div>Stuck a plunger in the toilet.Put her in a circular room and told her to sit in the corner.

 

[SirLaker]