Hip Hop Battle Discussion Thread

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">You know what? Forget about criteria. It's unfair to judge on criteria. There may be a certain criteria which isn't being judged and person "A" is better at it than person "B." But because person "A" wasn't being judged on that criteria, he lost. There should just be a poll.</div>

I'm still opposed to a poll because anyone can just come in and click on a poll. Everyone who wants to vote should come in the thread, pick what they think is the strongest verse for each of the rappers and judge based on that.

They can include some of the criterias to discuss their picks but in the end, it's a BATTLE, so basically they should just pick what they think is the more effective verse in terms of demoralizing the opponent.

 

[Laker_fan]

You need 100 posts to post in these sections anyway. But I agree with what you are saying where anyone can randomly vote without actually reading the lyrics. The same goes for the rating thing though, unless we have 3 neutral judges decide who the winner is in each battle? I wouldn't mind being one of them.

 

[Smitty]

Man where's phundamentalz at? Guess he didn't want anymore.

 

[bbwSwish]

Ok guys, I posted my rebuttle. Whatcha think?

 

[P.A.P.]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting 44Thrilla:</div><div class="quote_post">What did I post?</div>

Actually it wasn't you, it was The Dream, who posted the McGrady line from the freestyle

 

[Laker_fan]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Junoon:</div><div class="quote_post">Enough with the mom jokes, soon you're gonna get bitter
cause I've hittin it with your mom, your aunt AND your sister//
I'm an internet geek? Comin from you that's an odd line
You're a mod with 3,794 posts and been on JBB for a lesser time//
So who's the geek now? You're a nerd, its true
Let me finish your mom in bed first, then I'll finish this battle with you//
You're comparin yourself to KG, what've YOU been smokin lately?
You ain't gettin out of the first round, you're more like Tracy Mcgrady//</div>

Ouch Junoon ripped it with this bit. Nice comeback with the nerd thing and the Tracy McGrady line is probably the best one I've read so far.

 

[bbwSwish]

Go read what I posted back.

 

[Laker_fan]

Decent comeback but the main reason I quoted that little Junoon bit was because he turned that internet geek thing around on you and that Tracy McGrady line. That's how the battle should be done, making each other look stupid(of course it's all in good fun).

I thought this was good:

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Swish15:</div><div class="quote_post">What's with you and all these masterbation rhymes?
Your acting ike Michael Jackson in a nursery at nap time
I'm a basketball player not an internet geek
How many NBA players have you been able to meet?
That's right none, just like your rhyming skills</div>

 

[umair]

Dont hate on my boy Yao
In the future, he gon' make yall say "wow"
Dont hate, appreciate
Dont buck.. Cuz U SUCK!

 

[Mr. J]

Check out my response.

 

[bbwSwish]

I definently think MrJ should give me a shoutout in his next rap.

 

[umair]

Dont hate on my boy Yao
In the future, he gon' make yall say "wow"
Dont hate, appreciate
Cuz he better than Shaq
He is fat and wack!

 

[Mr. J]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Swish15:</div><div class="quote_post">I definently think MrJ should give me a shoutout in his next rap.

</div>
Aight, I got you.

 

[bbwSwish]

Who do you guys think is winning at this point, me or Junoon?

 

[Midnight Green]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Swish15:</div><div class="quote_post">Who do you guys think is winning at this point, me or Junoon?</div>
It's pretty even this line is killing me though

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I already got this thing won cuz I'm an intellectual
Name me one other rapper whose a metrosexual
So I spit like Madonna while your talking bout nachos?</div>

You spit like Madonna?

 

[bbwSwish]

He said I spit like Madonna.

 

[Midnight Green]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Swish15:</div><div class="quote_post">He said I spit like Madonna.</div>
Ok I get it now haha my fault...

 

[umair]

No one read mines?? Post #99

 

[Karma]

Replied to Swish. Hit up the thread and Umair15 I'm about to read yours.

Edit: Steppp your game up Umair lol

 

[Mr. J]

Holla at me, Umair.

 

[umair]

I did MrJ
I know Im wack but im better than shaq
im a noob, might as well spend some time on youtube..
HUN!..lol

Junoon i suck..lol

 

[Chutney]

After all this is done, there should be a Umair15 vs. vcwannabe15 matchup. I'd pay to see that.


MrJ is my pick for MVP of the first round, so far.

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
You cant rap, how many times do I say that, just go home and get a nap.
Im repping that place called htown.
Has a great downtown.
I roll my slabs in the streets of htown
</div>

ROFLMAOOOO

I just had to post that, that actually had me laughing for a minute, not exactly cause it was a great diss...but I just found it funny. Anyway dude, you rhymed the same thing twice though, just pointin it out.

"Has a great downtown"

Love that line.

 

[umair]

lmao..couldnt think of anything else..lol.. but read the last line..that was funny..and a good diss.
Chutney i know i suck..but common..it was a good try.

 

[Chutney]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">lmao..couldnt think of anything else..lol.. but read the last line..that was funny..and a good diss.
Chutney i know i suck..but common..it was a good try.</div>
Nah, I'm just kiddin'. It takes balls to stand up and face someone like MrJ.

 

[Mr. J]

Wow, am I really that nice?

Gave you a shoutout, Chutney

 

[Karma]

I'll reply to you in a while Swish, I'm headin out for a while.

 

[Laker_fan]

I don't want to make you look stupid or anything Umair but let me just break down what you said here, because you dissed yourself. I hope this doesn't spoil the battle either.

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">My sister aint a hoe, your momma is one, which is fo'sho
She got a nice booty, which go up and down
She is so fugly, she look like a clown
She is a little flirty
But gets in the bed and knows how to get dirty
She did a split
So i got my hands, and grabbed her tits!</div>

Firstly, you said his mom has a nice ass but then you called her ugly and you admitted to giving it to her dirty. So you basically admitted to riding an ugly women(who didn't swallow) and grabbing her tits?

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Firstly, you said his mom has a nice ass but then you called her ugly and you admitted to giving it to her dirty. So you basically admitted to riding an ugly women(who didn't swallow) and grabbing her tits?</div>

Only in a JBB Hiphop Tourney will you find this kind of comedy

 

[umair]

lol who cares..i wasnt thinking just rhyming..lmao..