Event Hitchhiking

[tlongII]

Never. I don't want to get raped.

 

[yankeesince59]

Here's another. 4 of us were driving back from a visit to California. I was behind the wheel. We saw a hitcher on the road, and my friend in the front seat ordered me to pick him up. As I was pulling over, he told the rest of us "Nobody say a word to him. Make him sit in the middle." So he got in the middle of the back seat, and we drove in silence for maybe 20 miles. Then my pal turns around suddenly with a wild expression and says to the guy "HAVE YOU EVER TASTED HUMAN FLESH?"

barfo

lol...you and your friends were some sick puppies !

 

[MarAzul]

Here's another. 4 of us were driving back from a visit to California. I was behind the wheel. We saw a hitcher on the road, and my friend in the front seat ordered me to pick him up. As I was pulling over, he told the rest of us "Nobody say a word to him. Make him sit in the middle." So he got in the middle of the back seat, and we drove in silence for maybe 20 miles. Then my pal turns around suddenly with a wild expression and says to the guy "HAVE YOU EVER TASTED HUMAN FLESH?"

barfo

Yea.... I can see that.

 

[Lanny]

lol...you and your friends were some sick puppies !

It's the kind of fun college kids do. It's also the kind of fun that college kids do best. Really clever in my opinion.

 

[yankeesince59]

It's the kind of fun college kids do. It's also the kind of fun that college kids do best. Really clever in my opinion.

Oh yeah, some of the shenanigans I pulled as a teen were downright funny, but some to this day, make me wonder "WTF were you thinking?"

1. Funny; Setting a paper bag of shit on fire after placing it on the door step of someone's house, ringing the doorbell, then running like hell.

2. WTF were you thinking ?; Flushing the toilet in the restroom at school and then instantly throwing in a lit cherry bomb/ M80.


And this doesn't even count the dumb things that could have gotten me killed...but hey, when you're that young you think you're "bullet-proof".

 

[barfo]

Ok, one more. I was sixteen, just got my driver's license. Passed a scruffy hitcher on the highway as I was heading home from school. Had no thought to pick him up, but my engine died just as I passed him, so I pulled off the road. He naturally thought I was picking him up, so he ran up and jumped in the cab. Eventually I got the truck started again and I dropped him off a few miles up the road at my turnoff. No raping or killing happened, as far as I can remember.

barfo

 

[yankeesince59]

Ok, one more. I was sixteen, just got my driver's license. Passed a scruffy hitcher on the highway as I was heading home from school. Had no thought to pick him up, but my engine died just as I passed him, so I pulled off the road. He naturally thought I was picking him up, so he ran up and jumped in the cab. Eventually I got the truck started again and I dropped him off a few miles up the road at my turnoff. No raping or killing happened, as far as I can remember.

barfo

But what would have happened if he had tried to sell you some Amway products?

 

[barfo]

But what would have happened if he had tried to sell you some Amway products?

I feel confident he would have made the sale. I was pretty gullible at that age.

barfo

 

[yankeesince59]

I feel confident he would have made the sale. I was pretty gullible at that age.

barfo

Hmmm...I'm assuming you're are no longer as "gullible" but I gotta ask anyway...Would you be interested in buying out my portion in a time share?

 

[barfo]

Hmmm...I'm assuming you're are no longer as "gullible" but I gotta ask anyway...Would you be interested in buying out my portion in a time share?

Your offer is generous, but I'm still paying off the 23 time shares I already bought. If only you'd contacted me last week!

barfo

 

[yankeesince59]

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Your offer is generous, but I'm still paying off the 23 time shares I already bought. If only you'd contacted me last week!

barfo

Damn, I was afraid you'd say something like that.

 

[Lanny]

Oh yeah, some of the shenanigans I pulled as a teen were downright funny, but some to this day, make me wonder "WTF were you thinking?"

1. Funny; Setting a paper bag of shit on fire after placing it on the door step of someone's house, ringing the doorbell, then running like hell.

2. WTF were you thinking ?; Flushing the toilet in the restroom at school and then instantly throwing in a lit cherry bomb/ M80.


And this doesn't even count the dumb things that could have gotten me killed...but hey, when you're that young you think you're "bullet-proof".

I've heard of those two pranks but never had the balls to try them

 

[Lanny]

Hmmm...I'm assuming you're are no longer as "gullible" but I gotta ask anyway...Would you be interested in buying out my portion in a time share?

Trade you for either a bridge in Brooklyn or some beach front property in Arizona.