Exclusive Holiday season activities

[Lanny]

seems unlikely, unless you live in an OLCC warehouse.



What kind of a weapon do you use against a spitter? A semi-automatic KL-34 Spittoon?

barfo

A shotgun.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

We took our kids to the zoo lights last night. Some of you have probably seen this but heres my kiddo’s.

 

[barfo]

We took our kids to the zoo lights last night. Some of you have probably seen this but heres my kiddo’s.
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Cute bunch ya got there.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We took our kids to the zoo lights last night. Some of you have probably seen this but heres my kiddo’s.
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You must be so thankful they got their looks from your wife.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

You must be so thankful they got their looks from your wife.

Not as thankful as they’ll be when they become more self aware lol.

 

[THE HCP]

You must be so thankful they got their looks from your wife.

#BAM

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

#BAM

See my post on page 1. #BAMFAMS

 

[3RA1N1AC]

We took our kids to the zoo lights last night. Some of you have probably seen this but heres my kiddo’s.
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Thanks for bringing my kids to the zoo, they said you looked like a well fed, old, bald eagle/ chupacabra. With sick ass kicks.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Hanukkah has started, Christmas is in 3 weeks...surely you all are doing some various interesting things to celebrate the season. What are you planning? What have you already done? Got any good pics to share? Any suggestions/recommendations for others?

Been working a bunch of Xmas shows, Nutcracker, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Rudolph, Mannheim Steamroller, Boston Pops, etc. Getting a bit burnt out on it.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

What’s y’alls take on lying to your kids about Santa (and for that matter, Easter bunny, tooth fairy, etc)?

I’m not a fan.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What’s y’alls take on lying to your kids about Santa (and for that matter, Easter bunny, tooth fairy, etc)?

I’m not a fan.

What do you mean lying about Santa?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

What do you mean lying about Santa?

That he can fit down your chimney, obvs.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

What do you mean lying about Santa?

Santa is totes forreal.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Santa is totes forreal.

And you're lying to your kids that he's not real?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

And you're lying to your kids that he's not real?

No, he's lying to the kids of the single moms from whom he's shoplifting the pootie.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

And you're lying to your kids that he's not real?

idk man, im just kinda like, not into it. gonna get a holiday dragon or something.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

No, he's lying to the kids of the single mom's from whom he's shoplifting the pootie.

hey, i pay for it like a good christian.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

hey, i pray for it like a good christian.

FTFY

 

[3RA1N1AC]

FTFY

Well played

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

What’s y’alls take on lying to your kids about Santa (and for that matter, Easter bunny, tooth fairy, etc)?

I’m not a fan.

I majored in history (which is about as useful as majoring in general studies lol), also dropped out after a few years and is super helpful as a software developer... Anyways what I teach my kids isnt the fantastical parts of Santa, any of that but the history of how that came about.
Im a Christian but even with that I want to explain to my kids why I believe that stuff, but Im not going to force it down there throats. I basically believe my job as a parent is to educate them, and do my best to live in a way that I think is right as an example to them, but ultimately let them figure out life and their beliefs and I will just love them and do my best to be there for them along the way.

Probably a long winded answer (Im very good at those!)

 

[e_blazer]

I see that @SlyPokerDog has a busy schedule during the holiday season:

 

[Lanny]

We took our kids to the zoo lights last night. Some of you have probably seen this but heres my kiddo’s.
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I'm the wax and your kids are the heat.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?...DB746857B375B826CC8FDB746857B375B82&FORM=VIRE

 

[Lanny]

I majored in history (which is about as useful as majoring in general studies lol), also dropped out after a few years and is super helpful as a software developer... Anyways what I teach my kids isnt the fantastical parts of Santa, any of that but the history of how that came about.
Im a Christian but even with that I want to explain to my kids why I believe that stuff, but Im not going to force it down there throats. I basically believe my job as a parent is to educate them, and do my best to live in a way that I think is right as an example to them, but ultimately let them figure out life and their beliefs and I will just love them and do my best to be there for them along the way.

Probably a long winded answer (Im very good at those!)

First gradually introduce them to the concept of infinity. Then, introduce Christ and his teachings that you feel inside are both just and right. Along the way introduce the definitions of morality and ethics.