Hollinger's "Crazy Trade Idea"

[Nikolokolus]

from his twitter a couple of hours ago: http://twitter.com/johnhollinger

Insane trade idea: Booz, Fes to PDX, Outlaw to Uta, Miller to Mem, Haddadi to LAC, Hunter, Mills to Uta. Jazz under tax, PDX a big, Mem a PG

I'll give him style points for creativity and complexity.

 

[Driew]

Who's Fes?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

I like it. A very creative idea. Even if I tried I don't think I could have came up with this idea.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Who's Fes?

Fesenko. A 23 year old 7'1" 300 lb. stiff.

 

[Wheels]

Who's Fes?

 

[BenDavis503]

No way I do it. I wouldn't trade Mills and I don't want Boozer here.

 

[Nikolokolus]

No way I do it. I wouldn't trade Mills and I don't want Boozer here.

why not? he's got a massive expiring contract and the guy can flat out score and rebound, besides which, Fesenko will be just as good at towel waving as Mills ... and might actually be able to get on the court given the current situation.

 

[B-Roy]

Hey, at least Fes is 7 feet tall.

 

[BenDavis503]

why not? he's got a massive expiring contract and the guy can flat out score and rebound, besides which, Fesenko will be just as good at towel waving as Mills ... and might actually be able to get on the court given the current situation.

I know I am a super homer... but I really think Mills is going to be a special player. I think he is the next Tony Parker!!! Just you wait!!!! He is going to be a steal!!!

I honestly think I would trade Bayless before Mills. If I had a gun to my head and had to choose. I would pick Mills.

 

[Shapecity]

Who's Fes?

 

[drexlersdad]

memphis angle = none, stupid. so that works.
jazz angle=save money. check.
blazers get boozer, make playoffs, and sign and trade him for lebron this summer. done deal.