Holy crap! Blazers announce signing of...

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Trail Blazers ‏@pdxtrailblazers -We're excited to host his Holiness the 14th @DalaiLama this weekend at Memorial Coliseum...#RipCity pic.twitter.com/8SbmNO8K3H

 

[Denny Crane]

How's his 3pt shooting? He better make his FTs or we'll be seeing hack-a-Dalai Lama when the game is on the line.

 

[Reep]

"Dalai-Lama" [clap, clap, clap clap clap]

 

[PtldPlatypus]

"Dalai-Lama" [clap, clap, clap clap clap]

Great--you just doomed him to become a locker room problem and get traded mid-season.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"Dalai-Lama" [clap, clap, clap clap clap]

Thanks, I just stole that and retweeted it to the Blazers, lol.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Great 3 point shooter and a big hitter.

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[BlazerWookee]

"Gunga, Galunga."

 

[BlazerWookee]

Anagram for Damian Lillard = Dalai Lamdril. Sounds like the name of a Middle Earth Buddhist...

 

[handiman]

Anagram for Damian Lillard = Dalai Lamdril. Sounds like the name of a Middle Earth Buddhist...

...with athlete's foot.

 

[MARIS61]

As if our defense wasn't pathetic enough already.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Anagram for Damian Lillard = Dalai Lamdril. Sounds like the name of a Middle Earth Buddhist...

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Damian+Lillard&t=1000&a=n

Hahahahahahahaha! Some of those are not god.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Damian+Lillard&t=1000&a=n

Hahahahahahahaha! Some of those are not god.

"Anal Maid Drill"

Crap, he's actually Ruben Patterson.

 

[BlazerWookee]

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Damian+Lillard&t=1000&a=n

Hahahahahahahaha! Some of those are not god.

ANAL MAID DRILL!! OMG, K*be was just covering for Damian in that hotel room in Colorado...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"Anal Maid Drill"

Crap, he's actually Ruben Patterson.

ANAL MAID DRILL!! OMG, K*be was just covering for Damian in that hotel room in Colorado...

HA! I was cracking up when I saw that.

 

[BlazerWookee]

MA ID ANAL DRILL

 

[SlyPokerDog]

ANAL MAID DRILL!! OMG, K*be was just covering for Damian in that hotel room in Colorado...

BlazerWookiee -

Weaklier Booze

Beware Like Zoo

Bleak Wire Ooze

We Rookie Blaze

Liar Booze Week

Zebra Wee I Look

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Blazer+Wookiee&t=1000&a=n

 

[Reep]

Groped Yolks
Dykes Prolog
Godly Pokers
Geld Rook Spy
Desk Orgy Pol
Dykes Log Pro
God Reps Yolk
Dork Ogle Spy
Drool Keg Spy
Dry Keg Pools

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Groped Yolks
Dykes Prolog
Godly Pokers
Geld Rook Spy
Desk Orgy Pol
Dykes Log Pro
God Reps Yolk
Dork Ogle Spy
Drool Keg Spy
Dry Keg Pools

Damn, you molest a chicken or two and people start calling you a yolk groper on the internet.