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ABM

Happily Married In Music City, USA!
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OK, Jaric may not actually be downright "ugly, but you get my drift. ;)

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From: Yahoo

According to People.com, who I count on for absolutely everything, Ball Don't Lie power couple Markodrina™ have officially tied the knot.

Adriana Lima, the 27-year-old Brazilian supermodel — and 2008 BDL Bedlam Champion, natch — married Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric in a hush-hush ceremony on Valentine's Day in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Had to have been at The Wort Hotel, right?

"We are so excited about our future together," Lima told People, capitalized. "And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family" ... and bloggers she may or may not mumbled underneath her breath...........
 
Now if only I was 6'7", wore size 17 shoes, and made 6 million a year
 
Ooops, thought I had posted this in the OT forum. Sorry, mods. Please move accordingly. :)
 
Unfortunately for Marko, the points he gains for what he's got on his arm are almost completely negated by the points he loses for what's on his upper lip... That stache is hideous.
 
Sweet mercy.

Ok, I'd grow a dirty porn stache for that.
 
Does everyone realize she was a virgin til the honeymoon night? Oh dear god...
 
Take a look at HCP. He's one ugly son of a bitch but he scored a hottie.
 
It's just game theory. It's better to catch someone more famous than you, if you can hold him/her. But if you get discarded by that more famous person, you lose. Dating someone less famous than yourself is safer...you pick up less glory, but you also are the one in the power position. Of course...being discarded by someone less famous than you is disaster, but vanishingly low likelihood.

So, the Jarics are in good position. They represent "safely famous" people for famous hotties to date. Famous enough to be seen with, but not famous enough to be risky.
 
Take a look at HCP. He's one ugly son of a bitch but he scored a hottie.

Game. Set. Match.

I think is now up to HCP to top this, and I'm not sure if he can.
 
OK........OK........ I was kinda' busy and missed this yesterday. HMMM.......... I got nothin'! You win, I quit!
 

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Don't ask me how I do it, maybe it's because i have a giraffe penis!
 
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