magnifier661
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I was walking down the street during a cold day and noticed this woman wearing a "fur coat". I paid no mind, but overheard some kid saying "Do you like torturing animals and wearing them as a coat?" Well after that caught my attention, I overheard their banter back and forth. The woman was trying to explain that the fur coat was handed down to her by her late mother and is very dear to her. He replied that she should burn the coat as a statement that "Meat is Murder" (like my Smiths plug?).
So anyway, these two were going at it until I noticed this kid had a leather belt and leather boots on. I decided it was time to bud in and be a nuisance to this kid. I asked him, "Hey brother you practice what you preach?". He began to ramble about how he doesn't eat meat or support the torture of animals. Something about how he plans to go on some ship and swim with the dolphins. And finally said, when he gets too old, he's going to South Africa and sacrafice himself to feed the Great Whites.
I finally interupt him and say, "Well you are wearing a leather belt and leather shoes". Did you know that the cow that was bruttally murdered for the fashion novelty you wear so proudly, supports animal cruelty?" Then I begin to thrash on him that he must take that shoe and belt off and burn it in the street.
The lady being harped on started laughing and called him a hypocryte. So in protest the kid took his belt and shoes off and started burning them in the middle of the street. Just then a police drove past and saw this insane protest and pulled over. After suspecting the kid was intoxicated, he searched the kid and found 100 hits of acid. I guess the kid was selling. And in California, that is a felony (manslaughter). I suspect 5-6 years in prision should do the trick. Now he can protest to the big men that will call him his bitch after being anally raped for the next 5 years.
/END RANT
So anyway, these two were going at it until I noticed this kid had a leather belt and leather boots on. I decided it was time to bud in and be a nuisance to this kid. I asked him, "Hey brother you practice what you preach?". He began to ramble about how he doesn't eat meat or support the torture of animals. Something about how he plans to go on some ship and swim with the dolphins. And finally said, when he gets too old, he's going to South Africa and sacrafice himself to feed the Great Whites.
I finally interupt him and say, "Well you are wearing a leather belt and leather shoes". Did you know that the cow that was bruttally murdered for the fashion novelty you wear so proudly, supports animal cruelty?" Then I begin to thrash on him that he must take that shoe and belt off and burn it in the street.
The lady being harped on started laughing and called him a hypocryte. So in protest the kid took his belt and shoes off and started burning them in the middle of the street. Just then a police drove past and saw this insane protest and pulled over. After suspecting the kid was intoxicated, he searched the kid and found 100 hits of acid. I guess the kid was selling. And in California, that is a felony (manslaughter). I suspect 5-6 years in prision should do the trick. Now he can protest to the big men that will call him his bitch after being anally raped for the next 5 years.
/END RANT
