OT How bout them Mariners

[Strenuus]

This is really getting eerie.
I was late to start watching yesterday, turned the game on and it was the bottom of the first, Mariners up 4-0.
Js promptly score 5 runs and I got disgusted, went to do yard work and the Ms come back and win that clusterfuck?
??

Well now you can do a lot of yard work, save some money not having to pay @THE HCP anymore

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Well now you can do a lot of yard work, save some money not having to pay @THE HCP anymore

"Mariners go on epic win streak, Homer's yard featured in Better Homes and Gardens."

 

[Strenuus]

"Mariners go on epic win streak, Homer's yard featured in Better Homes and Gardens."

That's better homers and gardens to youz my friend!

 

[Shaboid]

Mariner's #2 prospect Bryce Miller is getting the nod tonight!

I don't care if you are weed wacking in the dark, @HomerLovesKoolAid do what you gotta do!

 

[Strenuus]

Mariner's #2 prospect Bryce Miller is getting the nod tonight!

I don't care if you are weed wacking in the dark, @HomerLovesKoolAid do what you gotta do!

WHATEVER WHACKIN BEHIND YOUR TOOL SHED YOU NEED TO DO @HomerLovesKoolAid DO IT!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Mariner's #2 prospect Bryce Miller is getting the nod tonight!

I don't care if you are weed wacking in the dark, @HomerLovesKoolAid do what you gotta do!

I'll be whacking something in the dark, not sure about weeds.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Hey, this Miller guy looks prett........er.....I mean, does anybody know how to get rid of Canadian thistle?

 

[tlongII]

Hey, this Miller guy looks prett........er.....I mean, does anybody know how to get rid of Canadian thistle?

Roundup. It kills everything.

 

[Cugel]

Offensive powerhouses battling it out…

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I'm busy lubing my aerator. How's the game going?

 

[Shaboid]

I'm busy lubing my aerator. How's the game going?

You may watch now

 

[Strenuus]

Damn it'd be hard to be a current As fan.

Every game hearing "sell the team" chants.

-118 run differential.

Bonus is you could pay for a back row seat and sit front row cause no one is there.

 

[Strenuus]

Julio's timing is just off. Last year he crushed that.

 

[Strenuus]

No, please, Ty. CHASE FUCKING EVERYTHING.

 

[Strenuus]

That inning encapsulated everything wrong with our offense.

 

[Strenuus]

Lmaaaao that double play was awkward af

 

[Strenuus]

Cabarello doing work despite what his average says. Good little hitter.

 

[Strenuus]

This team man... It's driving me bonkers.

 

[Strenuus]

JK ejected. We lose.

 

[Strenuus]

Moronic risk by teo there. Hope the replay holds up.

 

[Strenuus]

These last two games have been fucking painful.

 

[Strenuus]

How embarrassing.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Light jinx night, we've got a chance.......

 

[Strenuus]

This top of the 8th is like a game from the yesteryear of 2022, where it lasts 20 minutes lol

 

[Shaboid]

AJ!

 

[Strenuus]

This game hurt my soul. Like yay for the 10th but they have a -114 run differental in 30 games. Can we have more than 1 inning of more than a run?

 

[Shaboid]

A sweep and a 5-4 record on the road trip... Not ideal, but I'll take it.

Now it's time to fuck the Astro's up.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Mariners sweep As!

You have my personal guarantee that there is a huge win streak coming, as long as we play Oakland the next 30 games or so.

 

[Strenuus]

A sweep and a 5-4 record on the road trip... Not ideal, but I'll take it.

Now it's time to fuck the Astro's up.

We're probably getting swept by the Astros. I hate them so much though lol

 

[Cugel]

Going to be tough for this group to hit Houston’s pitching.