OT How can liberals celebrate the 4th of July when they clearly hate America?

[Rastapopoulos]

 

[riverman]

Not a ton. Some. Not a fan of it really. But why do you think asians have such small penises! Its the soy, yo.

All you need in that case would be to meet some

 

[CupWizier]

I know which side I’m on!

and I know which side is full of shit, but hey, if the president can lie why not anyone else right?

 

[tlongII]

and I know which side is full of shit, but hey, if the president can lie why not anyone else right?

Disagree

 

[julius]

We're planning the next civil war.

 

[riverman]

We're planning the next civil war.

 

[Cippy91]

Gonna buy a bald eagle and spend 5 grand on fireworks, quadruple decker cheeseburgers and a big fucking fire while listening to country, Murica fuck yeah

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Ha, nice try. Liberals do not use toilette paper. Remember the save a tree campaign?

The liberals do not use tissue. Tissue is how liberals refer to fetuses.

There is some really great dark humor potential here, but I think I'm just gonna leave it alone. Happy 4th of July oldfisherman!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Gonna buy a bald eagle and spend 5 grand on fireworks, quadruple decker cheeseburgers and a big fucking fire while listening to country, Murica fuck yeah

This is when I can't side with anyone. I fucking hate fireworks soooo bad.

We are having tumbled filet tomorrow..mmmmm

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This is when I can't side with anyone. I fucking hate fireworks soooo bad.

We are having tumbled filet tomorrow..mmmmm

How can anyone hate fireworks? That's just weird.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

How can anyone hate fireworks? That's just weird.

You live somewhere it is 110 and dry during 4th of July. My dogs lose their shit too. Fireworks piss me off.

They say they're going after the illegal ones this year. Indian reservation a half hour away sells thousands.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I don't hate professional shows like Fort Vancouver.

I hate near broke Americans spending thousands on them to annoy me for a week.

 

[Cippy91]

You live somewhere it is 110 and dry during 4th of July. My dogs lose their shit too. Fireworks piss me off.

They say they're going after the illegal ones this year. Indian reservation a half hour away sells thousands.

They usually leave the illegal ones alone out here but claim they are gonna be more strict but I don’t buy it so I wanna see if they are for real. I used to get fireworks. These days not at all. I just watch around me.

 

[Cippy91]

I don't hate professional shows like Fort Vancouver.

I hate near broke Americans spending thousands on them to annoy me for a week.

A couple hundred dollars can’t even get you super far with fireworks. You can buy quite a bit of the mortars but the finale fireworks are like 80 dollars.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

They usually leave the illegal ones alone out here but claim they are gonna be more strict but I don’t buy it so I wanna see if they are for real. I used to get fireworks. These days not at all. I just watch around me.

Go to the outdoor stage at the Rose Garden in Washington Park. You can see the big firework shows at the Blues Fest and Oaks Park but also people use the large cement stage there to light off some f'ing cool illegal stuff.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

A couple hundred dollars can’t even get you super far with fireworks. You can buy quite a bit of the mortars but the finale fireworks are like 80 dollars.

I get jealous of nice cars I work on. Then I hear the owner didn't pick it up on time because they had to get a loan to pay the deductible. Happens ALL the time.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I get jealous of nice cars I work on.

Dude, you're a bodyman, you can make anything look like a Rolls Royce.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

'Murica!

 

[julius]

Dude, you're a bodyman, you can make anything look like a Rolls Royce.

That is hideous.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

'Murica!

I pledge allegiance, to the flag...

Of the United Tastes of America.

And to the kitchen

In which we sit

One table

With mayonnaise and ketchup for all.

Ramen

 

[Strenuus]

How can anyone hate fireworks? That's just weird.

I hate them too.

But I also have a thing with sudden noises giving me major anxiety.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I hate them too.

But I also have a thing with sudden noises giving me major anxiety.

BOO!

 

[Chris Craig]

I am a liberal

I love my country. I don't love some of the things happening in it.

As a citizen thats my right

I celebrate the 4th of july by bbqing drinking, fireworks, etc all while wearing red white and blue.

Bring soy near me and I will end up on how to make a murderer

Also I use lots of toilet paper

 

[oldfisherman]

I am a liberal

I love my country. I don't love some of the things happening in it.

As a citizen thats my right

I celebrate the 4th of july by bbqing drinking, fireworks, etc all while wearing red white and blue.

Bring soy near me and I will end up on how to make a murderer

Also I use lots of toilet paper

Darn you, too funny. You made me shoot soy milk out of my nose.

 

[julius]

I am a liberal

I love my country. I don't love some of the things happening in it.

As a citizen thats my right

I celebrate the 4th of july by bbqing drinking, fireworks, etc all while wearing red white and blue.

Bring soy near me and I will end up on how to make a murderer

Also I use lots of toilet paper

You use lots of toilet paper to murder people?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

BOO!

Dick

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Dick

BOO!

 

[oldfisherman]

My dogs hate fireworks. Really, really hate them.
Unless its a big pro show, I don't get the point of wasting money on them.

 

[Natebishop3]

You bring up some interesting points Sly.......why DO Liberals hate America?

 

[julius]

You bring up some interesting points Sly.......why DO Liberals hate America?

Grammar error.

Sly meant to ask, "Why, do Liberals hate AMERICA?"