Orion Bailey
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I used to travel all over the PNW buying cars for a large local car dealership. I had played poker in college and always enjoyed it so I started playing when I was on the road right when Texas Holdem started to explode in popularity. Lots of people were playing online and thought they were great players. They would show up for a tournament, get knocked out very quickly and then move over to the cash game tables. They would sit down with something to prove but no real experience with playing poker in person and I would be waiting for them. Man I killed some fools.
Around that same time I started posting on Oregonlive's Blazer forum. Signed up as PokerDog, soon got banned. Signed up again as PokerDawg, banned. PokerrrDog, PokerrrDog, BigPokerDog, BigPokerDawg, so many combinations and variations of dog and poker. Finally thought of SlyPokerDog. Around the same time I started chatting with Casey Holdahl who at the time worked at Oregonlive. So SlyPokerDog would get banned, I would email him and he would unban it. People got to know me as SlyPokerDog, it seemed to fit so it stuck and I've used it ever since.
Banned for what?
Arguing with Cup and Jet. Used to be if your post was flagged the mods in NJ would ban you.
I understand this. Cup and I argue daily. Don't know any Jet though. Man, flagging is some bullshit.
I understand this. Cup and I argue daily
I saw mine on a napkin of worst super hero names
It would have been much worseOh, I thought it was just the general consensus.
But have you ever explained "handclap problematic"?My last name is Pruner. I was a teenager once with friends. Hence the sophomoric nickname.
But have you ever explained "handclap problematic"?
Which was name after...?His ill-fated indie pop band, no doubt.
My failed band was Here Come Dots.Which was name after...?
Come on man, we gots ta dig!!
Interesting post. Are there supposed to some legible words in this sea of garbage?My failed band was Here Come Dots.
Handclap Problematic came from the first spam email that I ever read. The body of the email was complete alphabet soup for 4 paragraphs. Just garbage like "ffftudhj j bgdjjbbd .shhdhhd". But right in the middle randomly was handclap problematic. They were the only legible words in a sea of garbage. I liked that idea.

And I seriously thought it was because you might be one armed.........My failed band was Here Come Dots.
Handclap Problematic came from the first spam email that I ever read. The body of the email was complete alphabet soup for 4 paragraphs. Just garbage like "ffftudhj j bgdjjbbd .shhdhhd". But right in the middle randomly was handclap problematic. They were the only legible words in a sea of garbage. I liked that idea.
Or maybe a T Rex?And I seriously thought it was because you might be one armed.........
the result of chronic masturbation before completing the penicillin regimenhandclap problematic.
Much better explanation.the result of chronic masturbation before completing the penicillin regimen
I assumed prunetang was someone who liked to bang 80-yr-olds or a drink for geriatric astronauts.And I seriously thought it was because you might be one armed.........
It's my hip hop squad. Prunetang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.I assumed prunetang was someone who liked to bang 80-yr-olds or a drink for geriatric astronauts.
Just because a mod is from NJ should not have any influence on the upstanding character and humble spirit I displayOn Oregonlive's Blazer Forum you can flag a post for any reason. The mods of that forum are in New Jersey and moderate a bunch of different forums. People would get in arguments and all you would have to do is flag a post and write racist for the reason you flagged it and the mods would ban the person without even reading it. Also I fully admit I was an ass at times.
That's why when I became a mod here I really pushed the no personal insult rule. There are people over on Oregonlive who have these weird feuds going for over a decade. "10 years ago you called me a....." "I did that because you called me a ...."
He only surfs the net one-handedAnd I seriously thought it was because you might be one armed.........
